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September 1, 2004 7:42 PM   Subscribe

Fruity
posted by swift (22 comments total)
 
sweeeeet!
posted by geekyguy at 7:51 PM on September 1, 2004


Reminds me of the 'fud' chews a friend brought back from parts east

fud is scots for fanny. Which is british for the front, not back, bottom
posted by bonaldi at 7:59 PM on September 1, 2004


"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

She's faking it.
posted by ColdChef at 8:01 PM on September 1, 2004


Fud Bacon
posted by wendell at 8:03 PM on September 1, 2004


Tinky Winky is gay, too, remember?
posted by Shane at 8:05 PM on September 1, 2004


"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female"

No it doesn't.
posted by armoured-ant at 8:16 PM on September 1, 2004



posted by Peter H at 8:26 PM on September 1, 2004


"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

She's faking it.


I wouldn't be too sure. Everyone knows that lime juice is always good for a stimulated clitoris. [link SFW]
posted by pokeydonut at 8:27 PM on September 1, 2004


vegetabley [nsf]
posted by Shane at 8:43 PM on September 1, 2004


Obviously catholics would never think about sex unless they saw some suggestive candy wrappers!

Also the lemon, with its stubble, is clearly male.
posted by clevershark at 8:52 PM on September 1, 2004


/me feels a tingling sensation in his, uh, cherries
posted by trondant at 8:58 PM on September 1, 2004


debunked?
posted by shoepal at 9:17 PM on September 1, 2004


Shane, you rock are the fruit-&-vegetabliest!

Thanks, swift. I was hemming and hawwing about posting this (with a similarly minimalist "fornicatin' fruit" as the only text), but gave up because I couldn't confirm both images on the Haribo Web site. But I did see the lime/lemon one in a smaller version on one of the many European pages.

And Peter H, what scientific body made the quote depicted there? The only thing I thought had been proven about Chiquita Bananas was that they should not under any circumstances be placed in the refrigerator.
posted by soyjoy at 9:32 PM on September 1, 2004


So...who'd hit it?
posted by phyrewerx at 10:30 PM on September 1, 2004


So in the second picture he's licking a big ol' red, engorged cherry, so fuckin' what??












Oh.
posted by dhoyt at 10:37 PM on September 1, 2004


Candy is the new porn.
posted by chicobangs at 11:19 PM on September 1, 2004


Sorry to self link, but I noticed this about a year ago. The picture links don't work any more though.
posted by Orange Goblin at 2:33 AM on September 2, 2004


Clearly somebody needs to get laid, and it's not the green guy on the candy wrapper.
posted by briank at 4:54 AM on September 2, 2004


I guess you see what you want to see. If you're a kid, I'm guessing you don't even know what cunnilingus or fellatio are (at least judging from this post and resulting thread), so you'd probably see some fruit horsing around.
posted by sharpener at 7:47 AM on September 2, 2004


The green guy on the candy wrapper needs a little saltpeter and a diaper.
posted by chicobangs at 8:26 AM on September 2, 2004


And a spanking.
posted by trondant at 9:16 AM on September 2, 2004


That can't be a female lemon. It's a fruit.

Celarly, this entire wrapper series is part of a homosexual agenda to brainwash our children.
posted by five fresh fish at 7:21 PM on September 2, 2004


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