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swift — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 19:42:17 -0800

By: geekyguy

geekyguy — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 19:51:32 -0800

sweeeeet!

By: bonaldi

bonaldi — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 19:59:57 -0800

Reminds me of the 'fud' chews a friend brought back from parts east fud is scots for fanny. Which is british for the front, not back, bottom

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 20:01:12 -0800

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure." She's faking it.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 20:03:28 -0800

Fud Bacon

By: Shane

Shane — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 20:05:15 -0800

Tinky Winky is gay, too, remember?

By: armoured-ant

armoured-ant — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 20:16:51 -0800

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female" No it doesn't.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 20:26:50 -0800

By: pokeydonut

pokeydonut — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 20:27:48 -0800

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure." She's faking it. I wouldn't be too sure. Everyone knows that lime juice is always good for a stimulated clitoris. [link SFW]

By: Shane

Shane — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 20:43:42 -0800

vegetabley [nsf]

By: clevershark

clevershark — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 20:52:18 -0800

Obviously catholics would never think about sex unless they saw some suggestive candy wrappers! Also the lemon, with its stubble, is clearly male.

By: trondant

trondant — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 20:58:43 -0800

/me feels a tingling sensation in his, uh, cherries

By: shoepal

shoepal — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 21:17:32 -0800

debunked?

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 21:32:18 -0800

Shane, you ~~rock~~ are the fruit-&-vegetabliest! Thanks, swift. I was hemming and hawwing about posting this (with a similarly minimalist "fornicatin' fruit" as the only text), but gave up because I couldn't confirm both images on the Haribo Web site. But I did see the lime/lemon one in a smaller version on one of the many European pages. And Peter H, what scientific body made the quote depicted there? The only thing I thought had been proven about Chiquita Bananas was that they should not under any circumstances be placed in the refrigerator.

By: phyrewerx

phyrewerx — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 22:30:13 -0800

So...who'd hit it?

By: dhoyt

dhoyt — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 22:37:53 -0800

So in the second picture he's licking a big ol' red, engorged cherry, so fuckin' what?? Oh.

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 23:19:06 -0800

Candy is the new porn.

By: Orange Goblin

Orange Goblin — Thu, 02 Sep 2004 02:33:16 -0800

Sorry to self link, but I noticed this about a year ago. The picture links don't work any more though.

By: briank

briank — Thu, 02 Sep 2004 04:54:45 -0800

Clearly somebody needs to get laid, and it's not the green guy on the candy wrapper.

By: sharpener

sharpener — Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:47:37 -0800

I guess you see what you want to see. If you're a kid, I'm guessing you don't even know what cunnilingus or fellatio are (at least judging from this post and resulting thread), so you'd probably see some fruit horsing around.

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Thu, 02 Sep 2004 08:26:57 -0800

The green guy on the candy wrapper needs a little saltpeter and a diaper.

By: trondant

trondant — Thu, 02 Sep 2004 09:16:24 -0800

And a spanking.

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Thu, 02 Sep 2004 19:21:21 -0800

That can't be a female lemon. It's a fruit. Celarly, this entire wrapper series is part of a homosexual agenda to brainwash our children.