Chris P. Carrot for President

September 3, 2004 10:06 PM

Chris P. Carrot for President Give peas a chance?
posted by ph00dz (10 comments total)

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posted by ColdChef at 10:26 PM on September 3, 2004

John Cougar Mellancamp should sue for that song.
posted by ColdChef at 10:27 PM on September 3, 2004

Certainly not your garden-variety candidate; one has to applaud this kind of grass-roots campaign.
posted by taz at 11:15 PM on September 3, 2004

Sounds like CC is trying to plant the seeds of doubt...
posted by ph00dz at 5:34 AM on September 4, 2004

But is he a Democranberry or Republicanteloupe?
posted by ColdChef at 7:45 AM on September 4, 2004

Not enough meat to his campaign.

"Favorite Celebrity: Superstar and Lettuce Lady¨ Pam Anderson " Isn't that just like a celebrity politician?

Besides, he looks too young.
posted by geekyguy at 7:57 AM on September 4, 2004

He appeels to the couch potato in me. Doesn't he come from the Hidden Ranch Valley?
posted by DenOfSizer at 10:09 AM on September 4, 2004

I've heard he's sleeping with the Jolly Green Giant and the Little Green Sprout! ; >
posted by amberglow at 10:19 AM on September 4, 2004

I find him quite grating.


*drumroll*


(i promise to get your brown sauce soon btw amber !)
posted by sgt.serenity at 2:53 PM on September 4, 2004

Wait, isn't his name really Chris P. Lettuce?
posted by jasonbondshow at 6:17 PM on September 4, 2004