Chivalry and Heraldry
September 7, 2004 5:26 AM Subscribe
Art thou a knight-errant questing for the favor of thy lady? The Knighthood, Chivalry and Tournaments Resource Library is ready to be thy squire. Heav'n forbid that thou couldst be lax in thy study of the Codes of Chivalry and Rules of Romantic Love. Do not eschew thy escutcheon, impress damsels fair with thy knowledge of heraldry. Lastly, learn thy vocabulary.
Shov'dst be thus: 'Heav’n forbid thov couldst be lax within thyne study ov"'.
Mayhaps I'll hye t'wrd yonne MetaTalkke onn ackount ov yonne err!
posted by Smart Dalek at 6:22 AM on September 7, 2004
Mayhaps I'll hye t'wrd yonne MetaTalkke onn ackount ov yonne err!
posted by Smart Dalek at 6:22 AM on September 7, 2004
Damn! 'w'thynne.'
posted by Smart Dalek at 6:23 AM on September 7, 2004
posted by Smart Dalek at 6:23 AM on September 7, 2004
Roll yonne 20-sided dice, partake of the Cheetos and spend thine Saturday nights engaged in onanism.
posted by Mayor Curley at 6:31 AM on September 7, 2004
posted by Mayor Curley at 6:31 AM on September 7, 2004
To all wovldst-be knight-errants in centvry the twenty-first... I prithie to go fuqve thine own selves.
posted by soyjoy at 7:16 AM on September 7, 2004
posted by soyjoy at 7:16 AM on September 7, 2004
Oh, soyjoy, don't be a sour calopus!
As a matter of curiosity, by the way, it looks like there were a few female knights here and there, by hook or crook.
posted by taz at 7:44 AM on September 7, 2004
As a matter of curiosity, by the way, it looks like there were a few female knights here and there, by hook or crook.
posted by taz at 7:44 AM on September 7, 2004
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