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angry modem — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 13:55:17 -0800

Big Dick Lit : I guess this is not safe for work.

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 13:58:11 -0800

By: psmealey

psmealey — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 14:14:11 -0800

Pheh. Shakespeare, Joyce, Lawrence, Vonnegut... lightweights! Garcia-Marquez was the master. He needed not a heavy um handed vulgar refererence to penile width and girth, but the mere power of the urine stream was indicative of intimidating sexual potence: ...A man once so capable, so authoritative, and so intimidating that the mere sound of his urine stream was enough to frighten his newlywed wife, is now pathetic and dependent, enfeebled by old age and its merciless attack on his body and mind....

By: Robot Johnny

Robot Johnny — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 14:32:06 -0800

Pretty_Generic, you beat me to it...

By: dhoyt

dhoyt — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 14:34:05 -0800

font = crappy site = funny

By: digaman

digaman — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 14:36:07 -0800

Then there's the Web's own classic of BDL, Penis Size Debate, a pseudo-scientific site that is one of the most elaborate poker-faced satires I've ever seen -- I think. Don't miss the animated GIF on page 19... unless you're not man enough to see it. (So NSFW I can't even tell you.)

By: cell divide

cell divide — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 14:44:16 -0800

Great link! For a second I thought it was going to be another newsfilter post to Dick Cheney saying that if Kerry is elected, America will be overrun with terrorists.

By: leapfrog

leapfrog — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 15:16:10 -0800

Measurements, The obligatory Brunching Shuttlecocks reference.

By: jokeefe

jokeefe — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 16:42:20 -0800

Don't miss the animated GIF on page 19... unless you're not man enough to see it. (So NSFW I can't even tell you.) Forget the GIF, that first picture is enough for me. Ouch. (And I don't see the GIF, but that's okay. I'm sure I'm not missing much.)

By: NortonDC

NortonDC — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 17:12:16 -0800

Mmm, girthy...

By: sciurus

sciurus — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 17:21:55 -0800

I don't think there are any gross animated GIFs, the gross pictures are gross rollovers though. ...and gross, did I mention that?

By: digaman

digaman — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 17:52:19 -0800

Rollovers indeed.

By: jokeefe

jokeefe — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 18:02:49 -0800

Where is that South Park episode where Mr. Garrison tries to write a romance novel, but every other word is 'penis'?

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 20:26:15 -0800

It's fun, but inevitably incomplete - 90% of all (male) authors seem to love writing heroes with big dicks, so picking these out isn't really all that noteworthy. Kind of the low-hanging fruit, so to speak. Still, ya'd think they could've mentioned RAW's Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy, where three entire sci-fi books are knit together by the travels of a very large Rhenquist ( = penis, don't ask) which has been displaced from its original owner and finally returns "home" at the end of the third book. Sure, there are other plots (as well as plenty of hardcore sex scenes, of course), but that's the overarching, um... arc.

By: kenko

kenko — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:02:45 -0800

Like that's all of the mentions of big dicks in Fanny Hill.

By: anastasiav

anastasiav — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:17:09 -0800

Don't miss the animated GIF on page 19... unless you're not man enough to see it. (So NSFW I can't even tell you.) Wow. That was ... wow. I spent the last 45 minutes reading the whole thing. Its amazing what they'll publish on this intarweb thingy these days....

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 22:15:08 -0800

The Kama Sutra suggests that men and women - for maximal sexual pleaure - choose mates whose sexual organs are commensurate : large penises with large vaginas, small penises........

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 22:18:44 -0800

In reproductive terms, smaller dicks w/more chutzpah always prevail.

By: taz

taz — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 23:16:48 -0800

soyjoy: low-hanging fruit You crack me up. Thanks for my happy morning smile.