Comments on: Not another Name Generator!!!!

Not another Name Generator!!!!

Bag Man — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 17:58:52 -0800

Smurf Name Generator. It doesn't suck, that bad.

By: jmccorm

jmccorm — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 18:08:15 -0800

Given the names I was given based on mine and my father's name, I have to wonder if there is some racism to this.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 18:09:40 -0800

MetaFilter: It doesn't suck, that bad.

By: eustacescrubb

eustacescrubb — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 18:11:08 -0800

No: "Bob Davis" came out "Ibn al Smurf." "Ali Davis" = "Slowly Evaporating Smurf." I think it really does suck that bad, is the thing. quonsar: In-Joke Smurf.

By: reklaw

reklaw — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 18:12:02 -0800

[this sucks really bad]

By: eriko

eriko — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 18:14:33 -0800

First Name: Mefi Last Name: (blank) Your Smurf Name: Fetid Smurf Alas, http://www.tinyurl.com/mefi is now a 404.

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 18:32:02 -0800

Hmmm, let's see: there's jmccorm and his dad, Bob Davis, Ali Davis, Quonsar, and Mefi. Six smurfs altogether! Hee hee hee, I can now boil you all into gold! Or perhaps I'll just have you for dinner!

By: shepd

shepd — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 18:46:01 -0800

"Penis Eater" would be "The Smurf". Which makes a lot of sense, considering there's only one lady smurf.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 19:45:00 -0800

I am Trusty Smurf, proof that this thing is fucked.

By: bob sarabia

bob sarabia — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 20:02:33 -0800

Lemon-Fresh Smurf? what a rip-off. i totally want my money back

By: pxe2000

pxe2000 — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 20:16:49 -0800

i'm kung-pao smurf. hotcha.

By: bob sarabia

bob sarabia — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 20:32:23 -0800

I DONOT smell like lemons

By: synecdoche

synecdoche — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 20:47:42 -0800

Waspinator Smurt?

By: Feisty

Feisty — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 20:51:46 -0800

Mathowie = Bambi Smurf heh.

By: synecdoche

synecdoche — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 20:56:09 -0800

erg, Smurf of course.

By: ethylene

ethylene — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 21:57:57 -0800

"chesty smurf" heh

By: Dipsomaniac

Dipsomaniac — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 23:47:20 -0800

I am Quantum Smurf (odd, seeing as I have a physics degree). My brother is Heterosexual Smurf. My girlfriend is Naughty Smurf. No lie.

By: meech

meech — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 23:52:43 -0800

Son of Smurf. What? That's no smurf....

By: Dick Paris

Dick Paris — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 23:59:04 -0800

Pantsless Smurf *glances down*

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:22:39 -0800

Life imitates ~~art~~ rant:

Hey, is it time for me to bitch and complain about test and generator posts? Why, yes, I believe it is! Thread: From now on, don't call me Generic MetaFilter User #000, ok? Call me Smurfy La Smurf, my new Smurf Name!!! What's your Smurf Name? Poster 1: Who gives a shit? (ok ok, mine is Humpy vonSmurf) Poster 2: Mine is Strumpet La Smurfette. Teehee. Poster 3: Whooo! Mine is Frums Smurf! I scored a palindromic smurf name! Worship me! Poster 4: Heh. Mine is Goo-Goo DollBaby Smurf. Poster 5: I hate smurfs. Poster 6: Mine is Astro-Smurf. It rhymes with astro turf. Poster 70: Mine is Smurfitty Smurf Smurf. Poster 800: Mine is Snoop Smurfy Smurf. Poster 999: Mine is Boom Boom Huck Jam Smurfboi. Poster 3,201: Mine is Smurfin' Safari. ...and so on and on and on and on and on. Does anyone really believe that these things are for real, and that they're the only person who scored the WuTang name of Hard Baller? The posts are doubly bad because the resulting thread never seems to discuss the site itself, which is basically what we're after here, no? The thread always just consists of person after person posting the results of their James Bond Girl Glam Name Generator or their Unofficial and Not Endorsed By Mensa IQ Test or some other waste of MetaFilter bandwidth. Generators and tests are manna for people who want to participate in the site but don't want to be bothered by actually thinking. They're silly and fun, don't get me wrong; I've taken them dozens of times, but I wouldn't post that stuff to my own site, let alone MetaFilter. I respect you, MetaFilter. I love you, MetaFilter! *covers MetaFilter with big, wet, sloppy kisses* posted by iconomy at 1:53 PM PST on November 9

- November 8, 2002

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Sun, 12 Sep 2004 06:18:45 -0800

First Name: icon Last Name: omy Your Smurf Name is: Cleft Palate Smurf

By: TuffAustin

TuffAustin — Sun, 12 Sep 2004 07:47:40 -0800

LiveJournalKiddieFilter

By: pxe2000

pxe2000 — Sun, 12 Sep 2004 10:40:32 -0800

since no one's posted this yet:

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Donnie Darko

By: wendell

wendell — Sun, 12 Sep 2004 13:25:03 -0800

As "Wendell", I am Very Uninteresting Smurf. Under my "private" name, I am Erectile Dysfunction Smurf. As "Wendell Wit", I am Disgruntled Smurf. And as Wendell (no last name), I'm Litigious Smurf. First name: Meta, Second: Filter, is also Cleft Palate Smurf. Paris Parasmus is Killdozer Smurf. nofundy and stavrosthewonderchicken are both Vanilla Ice Smurf. (hmmm... have we ever seen both of them at the same place?) And quonsar (no last name) is Cujo Smurf. Based on this in-depth analysis, I declare that this webwidget is a cheap forgery, created in Microsoft Word.

By: glenwood

glenwood — Sun, 12 Sep 2004 16:37:32 -0800

[this is shitty.]

By: shoepal

shoepal — Mon, 13 Sep 2004 10:28:39 -0800

And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen.

By: briank

briank — Mon, 13 Sep 2004 10:33:03 -0800

And as Wendell (no last name), I'm Litigious Smurf. I came up as Litigious Smurf, too. I'm gonna sue your blue ass off for infringement, Wendell!