How much Pepsi Blue can this thing haul?
September 16, 2004 10:01 AM   Subscribe

Who would drive this thing? Not Jesus, apparently.
posted by patgas (8 comments total)

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The saying WWJD is a joke today in society. It really translates to me me me like in the 80’s - I want so you should be like Jesus giving me my ways. How does one being like Jesus equate that things go your way for you? Jesus would be humble thus not caring about the situation.
posted by thomcatspike at 10:08 AM on September 16, 2004


90 Comments about it.
posted by Busithoth at 10:18 AM on September 16, 2004


Don't listen to those Common Dreams sissies. What would Jesus really drive?
Sales Associate: On these hybrids, the gasoline engine doesn’t kick in until you top twenty-two m.p.h.
[...]
Jesus: I see. Suppose some kid in a Corvette cuts me off, then floors it and starts to pull away?
Sales Associate: Well, I mean . . .
Jesus: Because it sounds like you’re trying to sell me a shiny new golf cart.
posted by rafter at 10:20 AM on September 16, 2004


Who would repost this thing? Not someone who did a search, apparently.
posted by soyjoy at 10:26 AM on September 16, 2004


Maybe Jesus would drive it, but use bio-diesel?
posted by thirteen at 10:28 AM on September 16, 2004


Doesn't Jesus piss bio-diesel or something? Maybe he farts methane? Oh yeah, that was it.

How long until this post is killed off?
posted by fenriq at 10:32 AM on September 16, 2004


Jesus was a carpenter, so I assume he'd have an F-350 with diamond plate toolboxes in the bed. Maybe a ladder rack back there too. I bet his mudflaps would have those little fish symbols on them.
posted by reidfleming at 10:34 AM on September 16, 2004


Jesus - Wrong for America.
posted by homunculus at 10:34 AM on September 16, 2004


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