Comments on: one in the brown

one in the brown

swift — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 12:14:55 -0800

The Shocker annoys local high school principal; hilarity ensues.

By: Outlawyr

Outlawyr — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 13:06:57 -0800

I read the whole thing and am still awaiting the hilarity.

By: Espoo2

Espoo2 — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 13:08:15 -0800

isn't this a repost? Maybe I just saw it on Fark.

By: papercake

papercake — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 13:18:35 -0800

Related Still, however, not hilarious.

By: Zurishaddai

Zurishaddai — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 13:33:23 -0800

I fail to see how the principal has the authority to fine his students.

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 13:59:39 -0800

Yeah, I kept waiting for the punchline. Or at least the odd twist.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:11:58 -0800

The odd twist comes from the pinky, jpoulos.

By: reklaw

reklaw — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:30:05 -0800

I found the phrase "digital sodomy" quite amusing, it has to be said.

By: swift

swift — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 15:05:24 -0800

I'd like to say I meant to put hilarity in quotation marks. But I didn't.

By: mischief

mischief — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 16:20:36 -0800

The tips of my left-hand index finger and pinky were amputated in a childhood accident, leaving the first joint and just less than half an inch of the next distal segment. My middle and ring fingers were unharmed and are whole. "The Shocker" technique leaves one important area of the female anatomy untouched. I don't. ;-P

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 16:38:00 -0800

Yeah? Well my hand has six fingers, which is like the volume knob going to eleven. It also helps when killing fathers.

By: yerfatma

yerfatma — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 16:55:11 -0800

Thank you Hildago for enlivening a thread threatened by the superior.

By: swift

swift — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 17:05:03 -0800

"The Shocker" technique leaves one important area of the female anatomy untouched. I don't. Please . . . fill me in.

By: Johnny Assay

Johnny Assay — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 17:13:04 -0800

"The Shocker" technique leaves one important area of the female anatomy untouched. I don't. I thought that's what the thumb was for?

By: mischief

mischief — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 17:56:10 -0800

"fill me in" Is that like saying "Do me"?

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 18:03:59 -0800

I thought that's what the thumb was for? How are you going to reach the earlobe from there?

By: aacheson

aacheson — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 18:17:30 -0800

Here's my "shocker." That none of the parents blamed the KIDS for making an obscene and unwarrented gesture. Noooo..... they hop all over the principal who was trying to make a point of what is right and wrong. But yet again, little Billy and Suzy do no wrong and the parents jump all over the WRONG PEOPLE. We see this again and again. When are parents going to discipline their kids and force them to take responsibility for their actions?

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 19:09:07 -0800

Won't someone think of the fingerfucking kids?

By: bingo

bingo — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 19:17:05 -0800

Reading the account, I started to get mad, but finding that justice was pretty much done, I can't help but see it as a kind of feel-good, inspirational anecdote. It's a shame that the gestures got airbrushed, but obviously the photos still exist, and the whole incident will have a legacy that will make the shitstain principal sick to think about.

By: sharksandwich

sharksandwich — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 20:47:32 -0800

Two in the pink and one in the stink.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Wed, 22 Sep 2004 22:47:34 -0800

Huh. I call it "two in the goo, one in the poo."

By: StrangerInAStrainedLand

StrangerInAStrainedLand — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 02:59:28 -0800

This was merely part of the annual sports photography cycle at my HS before I graduated. Shock, airbruch, shock, airbrush, rinse, repeat.

By: yerfatma

yerfatma — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 04:15:23 -0800

That none of the parents blamed the KIDS for making an obscene and unwarrented gesture. I cannot for a second imagine my parents getting upset with anyone over this kind of thing. They tended to worry about important things in my life.

By: yerfatma

yerfatma — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 04:26:03 -0800

Also, this is the kind of incident that really makes you think. To wit, "If Dr. Spock's Vulcan salute is what I think it is, those Vulcans have some hard-loving wimmin."

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 09:23:36 -0800

From Papercake's Link: The Big Shocker Comically oversized. Not yet obscene to the general public. Great Mother's Day gift Get the color of your favorite team, school, or family coat of arms. Grandma will LOL! Hmmmm... One wonders what Grandma knows.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 13:58:44 -0800

I think The Shocker is also referred to as Thumb and the loneliest finger.

By: uncanny hengeman

uncanny hengeman — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 19:50:24 -0800

This is also hilarious.