An informed scrotum owner is a safe scrotum owner.

October 3, 2004 10:37 PM

[MNSFW] Scrotal Safety Commission reminds you to Stop, Touch, & Tell! – Go Team Venture SSC!
posted by riffola (16 comments total)

Malphigian steps in to explain the joke: this is based off the most recent episode of the awesome Cartoon Network show The Venture Brothers.
posted by malphigian at 10:50 PM on October 3, 2004

I'm happy just knowing they really made the site.

Number 27: burn his sheets.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 10:52 PM on October 3, 2004

I think the best moment of this show was when The Monarch thanks Brock Samson, and Brock smiles before going off screen.
posted by riffola at 10:55 PM on October 3, 2004

One of the best Adult Swim shows yet. I loved the mammals / egglayers conversation.
posted by condour75 at 10:57 PM on October 3, 2004

I think the best moment of the show was realizing that you just spent 22 minutes watching the characters having a time-out because someone needed emergency testicular surgery. ;)

This is the most brilliant show on television right now. SMURFS DO NOT LAY EGGS!
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 10:59 PM on October 3, 2004

Instantly reminded of the filmstrip entitled "Your Testicles and You" from 'Johnny Dangerously.'

"These are the unlucky ones. These unfortunate souls are suffering from ESS - Enlarged Scrotum Syndrome"

Apparently a favorite of the movie quote .wav web pages.
posted by pokeydonut at 11:00 PM on October 3, 2004

A man with one testicle can still have a normal erection and produce sperm for all who require it. He also will have the good fortune of garnering a nickname like "Lefty" or "Mr. Right".

In college, we called our guy 'uno'.
posted by jmccorm at 11:22 PM on October 3, 2004

Anyone see the original pilot of this show about a year ago?

Brock rips 3 alligators into extra chunky salsa using only his hunting knife.

Fell in love with the show from there on out.
posted by Parannoyed at 11:47 PM on October 3, 2004

"Kiss him. It would be so cute."

I've been tivo'ing this show since I caught one of the first episodes and have been loving it since. Some of the gags really don't work, but when they do they're pretty funny. The format of the show is a little odd, but not 'out of the box' odd like Harvey Birdman and the little weird touches like the homage to Bowie's Major Tom or conversations about Smurfs more than makes up for some of its comedic failures.
posted by skallas at 11:49 PM on October 3, 2004

*cough* Tom Green *cough*
posted by page404 at 3:23 AM on October 4, 2004

I loved the PSA at the end of the episode with them obviously reading cue cards. Some younger folks don't get a lot of the references. I guess Johnny Quest has only been on Bommerang for some time?

I do think that the prof and boys need to get better lines, because it has been Warburg's Sampson character doing all the heavy lifting so far.
posted by infowar at 6:04 AM on October 4, 2004

In college, we called our guy 'uno'

We called ours 'Einstein'.
posted by AwkwardPause at 8:19 AM on October 4, 2004

Related: AskMe Thread: Why is male semen best created and stored at temperatures below normal body temperature? Why keep those delicate ovoids outside the body where they're exposed to a good swift kick? Shouldn't they be tucked deep inside for safety?
posted by plemeljr at 9:13 AM on October 4, 2004

the dreaded candiru.

"shut up, this isn't a quiz."
posted by milovoo at 9:16 AM on October 4, 2004

I'm glad Race Bannon had a cameo a few episodes back. I'm just waiting for the dustup between Team Venture and Johnny Quest and Hadji.
posted by RakDaddy at 9:08 PM on October 4, 2004

and Bandit vs. heLPer
posted by milovoo at 10:45 PM on October 4, 2004