An informed scrotum owner is a safe scrotum owner.

October 3, 2004 10:37 PM

[MNSFW] Scrotal Safety Commission reminds you to Stop, Touch, & Tell! – Go Team Venture SSC!
posted by riffola (13 comments total)

Malphigian steps in to explain the joke: this is based off the most recent episode of the awesome Cartoon Network show The Venture Brothers.
posted by malphigian at 10:50 PM on October 3, 2004

I think the best moment of this show was when The Monarch thanks Brock Samson, and Brock smiles before going off screen.
posted by riffola at 10:55 PM on October 3, 2004

One of the best Adult Swim shows yet. I loved the mammals / egglayers conversation.
posted by condour75 at 10:57 PM on October 3, 2004

Instantly reminded of the filmstrip entitled "Your Testicles and You" from 'Johnny Dangerously.'

"These are the unlucky ones. These unfortunate souls are suffering from ESS - Enlarged Scrotum Syndrome"

Apparently a favorite of the movie quote .wav web pages.
posted by pokeydonut at 11:00 PM on October 3, 2004

A man with one testicle can still have a normal erection and produce sperm for all who require it. He also will have the good fortune of garnering a nickname like "Lefty" or "Mr. Right".

In college, we called our guy 'uno'.
posted by jmccorm at 11:22 PM on October 3, 2004

Anyone see the original pilot of this show about a year ago?

Brock rips 3 alligators into extra chunky salsa using only his hunting knife.

Fell in love with the show from there on out.
posted by Parannoyed at 11:47 PM on October 3, 2004

*cough* Tom Green *cough*
posted by page404 at 3:23 AM on October 4, 2004

I loved the PSA at the end of the episode with them obviously reading cue cards. Some younger folks don't get a lot of the references. I guess Johnny Quest has only been on Bommerang for some time?

I do think that the prof and boys need to get better lines, because it has been Warburg's Sampson character doing all the heavy lifting so far.
posted by infowar at 6:04 AM on October 4, 2004

In college, we called our guy 'uno'

We called ours 'Einstein'.
posted by AwkwardPause at 8:19 AM on October 4, 2004

Related: AskMe Thread: Why is male semen best created and stored at temperatures below normal body temperature? Why keep those delicate ovoids outside the body where they're exposed to a good swift kick? Shouldn't they be tucked deep inside for safety?
posted by plemeljr at 9:13 AM on October 4, 2004

the dreaded candiru.

"shut up, this isn't a quiz."
posted by milovoo at 9:16 AM on October 4, 2004

I'm glad Race Bannon had a cameo a few episodes back. I'm just waiting for the dustup between Team Venture and Johnny Quest and Hadji.
posted by RakDaddy at 9:08 PM on October 4, 2004

and Bandit vs. heLPer
posted by milovoo at 10:45 PM on October 4, 2004