I'm speechless

October 7, 2004 12:46 PM

Making a movie? Throwing a party or an event? Take it up a notch and schedule Frank "Bikerfox" DeLarzelere. Outfits and poses for all occasions.
posted by dobbs (13 comments total)

I think I'm in love.

No wait... frightened. That's what I am. I always get those two mixed up.
posted by Robot Johnny at 1:01 PM on October 7, 2004

umm... WTF!!??
and dobbs? you coulda warned us a little better, now there's black bean soup all over my monitor.
posted by dolface at 1:12 PM on October 7, 2004

That is just beautiful.
posted by MrMoonPie at 1:32 PM on October 7, 2004

his own "celebrity comedy" film appears to belong in the same category as my old fave DYLAN STOLE MY MARTY:

Batman, Superman and Spiderman are fictional characters, but BikerFox is a real character.


yep.
posted by subpixel at 1:47 PM on October 7, 2004

This is a stealth ad campaign for fruity socks, right?
posted by skallas at 1:48 PM on October 7, 2004

don't forget his drug test...or something?
posted by bob sarabia at 1:54 PM on October 7, 2004

I'm supposed to pay this wanker for showing up at my event dressed like a retarded biker?

Why?

Besides, anybody with a home page as hideous as his needs to just be put back in the great big internet closet and allowed to become a full-on skeleton.

Bob S, yeah, good to know he's not a drugged out nutter, just a nutter. It makes me feel much better.
posted by fenriq at 2:08 PM on October 7, 2004

People are so frickin' weird. Are we broken, or what?
posted by lumpley at 2:10 PM on October 7, 2004

This is wrong on so many levels.

No, BikerFox, don't take your shirt off, you're just too sexy for words. The smile of "I know you want me, baby" is the cherry on top. The Michael Bolton hair is pretty sweet too.

Now I'm going to have BikerFox nightmares!
posted by fenriq at 2:10 PM on October 7, 2004

The philosophy section is the best. This one seems to have come in handy during that photoshoot:

The secret to happiness is telling yourself you are happy, even when you are not.
posted by cell divide at 2:18 PM on October 7, 2004

NSFW!

Not that there's anything, y'know, lascivious, but let me tell you from personal experience having a "BikerFox" page full of a shirtless smiling balding man is NOT the kind of thing that's fun to explain when a pal stops by to chat.
posted by freebird at 3:57 PM on October 7, 2004

why? Why? WHY? *sob*.
posted by NewBornHippy at 4:39 PM on October 7, 2004

this truly is the best of the web
posted by LimePi at 11:36 PM on October 7, 2004