Comments on: I'm speechless

I'm speechless

dobbs — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 12:46:36 -0800

Making a movie? Throwing a party or an event? Take it up a notch and schedule Frank "Bikerfox" DeLarzelere. Outfits and poses for all occasions.

By: Robot Johnny

Robot Johnny — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 13:01:26 -0800

I think I'm in love. No wait... frightened. That's what I am. I always get those two mixed up.

By: dolface

dolface — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 13:12:44 -0800

umm... WTF!!?? and dobbs? you coulda warned us a little better, now there's black bean soup all over my monitor.

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 13:32:27 -0800

That is just beautiful.

By: subpixel

subpixel — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 13:47:43 -0800

his own "celebrity comedy" film appears to belong in the same category as my old fave DYLAN STOLE MY MARTY:

Batman, Superman and Spiderman are fictional characters, but BikerFox is a real character.

yep.

By: skallas

skallas — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 13:48:56 -0800

This is a stealth ad campaign for fruity socks, right?

By: bob sarabia

bob sarabia — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 13:54:53 -0800

don't forget his drug test...or something?

By: fenriq

fenriq — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 14:08:15 -0800

I'm supposed to pay this wanker for showing up at my event dressed like a retarded biker? Why? Besides, anybody with a home page as hideous as his needs to just be put back in the great big internet closet and allowed to become a full-on skeleton. Bob S, yeah, good to know he's not a drugged out nutter, just a nutter. It makes me feel much better.

By: lumpley

lumpley — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 14:10:43 -0800

People are so frickin' weird. Are we broken, or what?

By: fenriq

fenriq — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 14:10:43 -0800

This is wrong on so many levels. No, BikerFox, don't take your shirt off, you're just too sexy for words. The smile of "I know you want me, baby" is the cherry on top. The Michael Bolton hair is pretty sweet too. Now I'm going to have BikerFox nightmares!

By: cell divide

cell divide — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 14:18:26 -0800

The philosophy section is the best. This one seems to have come in handy during that photoshoot: The secret to happiness is telling yourself you are happy, even when you are not.

By: freebird

freebird — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 15:57:22 -0800

NSFW! Not that there's anything, y'know, lascivious, but let me tell you from personal experience having a "BikerFox" page full of a shirtless smiling balding man is NOT the kind of thing that's fun to explain when a pal stops by to chat.

By: NewBornHippy

NewBornHippy — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 16:39:40 -0800

why? Why? WHY? *sob*.

By: LimePi

LimePi — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 23:36:53 -0800

this truly is the best of the web