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October 9, 2004 11:10 PM

Matrix Evolutions: "A Unified Mathematical Science of Human Experience which explains electronic circuits, our personal experience in life and everything in between in terms of The Evolution of Information." Once you get bored, scroll down to the bottom for the horrifying conclusion! (via WizBang)
posted by Krrrlson (10 comments total)

I just don't know what to think about that.
posted by tiamat at 11:12 PM on October 9, 2004

LOL.

And, actualy, all of this is mathimaticaly correct. (by 'all' I mean the first couple lines and the 4th to 2nd to last paragraphs which I read). The last paragraph is common-sensibly correct.
posted by delmoi at 11:30 PM on October 9, 2004

Ooh. Barmy.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 3:32 AM on October 10, 2004

Hey don't laugh! Greg died to make this possible! Fuckin' soulless bastards.
posted by Keyser Soze at 3:53 AM on October 10, 2004

Well, at least left-wing kooks can do math.
posted by fungible at 7:42 AM on October 10, 2004

Suprisingly, no references to Time Cube were discovered in this article!
posted by clevershark at 7:49 AM on October 10, 2004

Well, at least left-wing kooks can do math.

unfortunately, most of america's brain dead populace apparently cannot.
posted by quonsar at 10:16 AM on October 10, 2004

I didn't read the whole thing but it looks like it's ripped from a college statistics textbook, with the silly "conclusion" tacked on. Note that all the images are missing in the second half.
posted by donth at 1:53 PM on October 10, 2004

Oh blah. Socks know that I do not support the war in Iraq. Socks know that I SUPPORT the troops of all nations therein because I wish their swift return without deadage. BUT BY THE SOCKS, THIS IS NONSENSE.

THE SOCKS CONDEMN YOU, SOCKLESS MATHEMATICIAN!

For Sock's sake.
posted by chrid at 4:08 PM on October 10, 2004

I'm sure Shannon would have been heartbroken to learn that his entropy function is "incorrect." Whatever that means.
posted by Galvatron at 11:43 PM on October 10, 2004