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October 12, 2004 12:48 PM Subscribe
Has your local supplier of ninja stars dried up? Want to set your truck up with armor plating, oil slick, and caltrops but not sure where to go? Been wondering where to go to get something to eat the paint off your boss' Benz?
Well then! Brandon Enterprises has got you covered!
Well then! Brandon Enterprises has got you covered!
Looks like the Real Ultimate Power kid is all growed up.
posted by adamrice at 1:30 PM on October 12, 2004
posted by adamrice at 1:30 PM on October 12, 2004
10 points for shamless frontpage advertisement post :-)
69 points for the priceless Semen Detection Kit that guarantess 4 important discoveries
1. that your significant other isn't maybe as hygiene conscious as you tought...ewwww !
2. guaranteed guilty moron trip as you may as well detect your own "offspring" !
3. God gets quite hirate !
4. what if you get multiple hits ? Mhhh that's the milkman..oh here's the cable guy...what is that the priest ? DAD !!! YOU TOO !?
posted by elpapacito at 1:46 PM on October 12, 2004
69 points for the priceless Semen Detection Kit that guarantess 4 important discoveries
1. that your significant other isn't maybe as hygiene conscious as you tought...ewwww !
2. guaranteed guilty moron trip as you may as well detect your own "offspring" !
3. God gets quite hirate !
4. what if you get multiple hits ? Mhhh that's the milkman..oh here's the cable guy...what is that the priest ? DAD !!! YOU TOO !?
posted by elpapacito at 1:46 PM on October 12, 2004
After pinpointing the location of Brandon Enterprises, I'll simply flatten them with my Multiple Launch Rocket System.
posted by rotifer at 1:46 PM on October 12, 2004
posted by rotifer at 1:46 PM on October 12, 2004
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