Comments on: Thunderwear

Thunderwear

kavasa — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 12:48:48 -0800

Has your local supplier of ninja stars dried up? Want to set your truck up with armor plating, oil slick, and caltrops but not sure where to go? Been wondering where to go to get something to eat the paint off your boss' Benz?

Well then! Brandon Enterprises has got you covered!

By: rough ashlar

rough ashlar — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 13:07:04 -0800

Bah, I can't find the Caltrops. How am I gonna stop the Indians for attacking the cabin at night? Or win the $10 bet that "Yes, you can buy 'em on the Internet?"

By: adamrice

adamrice — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 13:30:01 -0800

Looks like the Real Ultimate Power kid is all growed up.

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 13:46:22 -0800

10 points for shamless frontpage advertisement post :-) 69 points for the priceless Semen Detection Kit that guarantess 4 important discoveries 1. that your significant other isn't maybe as hygiene conscious as you tought...ewwww ! 2. guaranteed guilty moron trip as you may as well detect your own "offspring" ! 3. God gets quite hirate ! 4. what if you get multiple hits ? Mhhh that's the milkman..oh here's the cable guy...what is that the priest ? DAD !!! YOU TOO !?

By: rotifer

rotifer — Tue, 12 Oct 2004 13:46:58 -0800

After pinpointing the location of Brandon Enterprises, I'll simply flatten them with my Multiple Launch Rocket System.