May cause slow agonising death

October 12, 2004 2:44 PM

"I have a hard time controlling my urges. Heck, I go home with just about any guy I meet. But then I discovered new Vagiseal." (WMV - NSFW)
posted by Mwongozi (12 comments total)

Finally, available in a tube.
posted by Peter H at 2:49 PM on October 12, 2004

new interplanetary formula works on uranus too!
posted by quonsar at 2:53 PM on October 12, 2004

Right.. Or watch the whole series at the website that created the gags. The comedian gang does vagiseal, exedrin, tide and direct TV at sketchtelevision.tv.
posted by dabitch at 2:58 PM on October 12, 2004

Is it from the same company that makes Vagiclean®? [wav file]
posted by orelius at 3:04 PM on October 12, 2004

I'm elpapacito and I approve the following message: it's nice, it's hard work to pick up ideas from commercials, make a parody of them and put it on the internets. Make no mistake, the guy handling his wood was funny...not. Help is on his way.
posted by elpapacito at 3:31 PM on October 12, 2004

This reminds me of an old joke.

Did you hear about the couple that mistook their window putty for KY Jelly?

Their windows fell out.

Thank you, thank you, I be here all of the week.
posted by fenriq at 3:40 PM on October 12, 2004

you try the veal. now.
posted by quonsar at 3:54 PM on October 12, 2004

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!
posted by Sidhedevil at 3:57 PM on October 12, 2004

It's a floor wax and a dessert topping!
posted by gimonca at 4:14 PM on October 12, 2004

First two lines missing because this is a family newspaper--but the rhyme is with "glue."

Last three lines:

said she with a grin,
if they'll pay to get in,
they'll pay to get out of it too.

posted by jfuller at 4:40 PM on October 12, 2004

you try the veal. now.

What? The vagi-veal?
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 5:43 PM on October 12, 2004

Reminds me of why I used to love SNL: because now it has only stuff like this. Meh.
posted by squirrel at 6:32 PM on October 12, 2004