October 10, 2000

6:58 AM

"Managers at the Morganfield store elected to go with a male Santa after a customer said her child had asked about Santa's breasts."
posted by highindustrial (3 comments total)

Next to go: elves played by humans. "No pointy ears!"
posted by dhartung at 7:00 AM on October 10, 2000

What did the child *ask*?
posted by baylink at 7:15 AM on October 10, 2000

I guess even a five-year old will notice when Saint Nicolas is sporting D-sized cups. The child probably thought it was a scam.
posted by leo at 10:25 PM on October 10, 2000