OK, America, now that you've watched the last presidential debate, the choice should be perfectly clear -- even for you dazed undecideds still out there. On one side, we have a candidate who thinks we should have targeted Osama more than Saddam; we should allow cheaper prescription drugs to be imported from Canada; we should give women the right to choose and would not appoint any justice to the Supreme Court who feels differently; we should outlaw assault rifles; we should raise the minimum wage; we should uphold affirmative action; we should offer all Americans the same health coverage enjoyed by their elected leaders. And the other candidate? Well, he doesn't believe in any of that. But he isa man of deep faith. Oh, and he loves his wife and kids a whole lot.posted by skallas at 11:42 PM on October 17, 2004
If you're still confused about how to vote after tonight, maybe it would be better for you to go see "Team America" instead on election day.
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