When The Barbie House is a Rockin'...

October 17, 2004 8:13 PM

Barbie Pr0n. On this fine Sunday evening, I present to the fine folks of Metafilter the utter tastelessness, but strangely amusing images of Barbies doing the nasty. (NSFW)
posted by amandaudoff (26 comments total)

Hmmmm. What's that word I'm thinking of? Oh yeah, I remember: Eh.
posted by soyjoy at 8:26 PM on October 17, 2004

*spreads blanket on grassy knoll, zero's in sights*
posted by quonsar at 8:31 PM on October 17, 2004

Cripes. Never mind, then. I've been a Metafilter member for years. I found this amusing. I searched. It hadn't been posted. If you're going to be jerks for that, so be it.

I'll be sure to stick to the green. They're nicer there.
posted by amandaudoff at 8:35 PM on October 17, 2004

See, look at that last picture. Even Bob the Builder likes to watch.
posted by headspace at 8:36 PM on October 17, 2004

I don't know, they look about as real as some of the women in Playboy these days and they probably have less plastic in them too.

They might even be smarter.

And its one thing to make your little sister's dolls hump each other, its another thing altogether to take pictures of them and them make a website publicizing the absolute fact that the guy who made this has never been with a woman and will likely never be with a woman. And that's probably just as well for the gene pool.
posted by fenriq at 8:36 PM on October 17, 2004

I was about to post something funny about how old this was, then I realized the political
importance
posted by pekar wood at 8:37 PM on October 17, 2004

headspace, Bob's averting his eyes and looking at the ceiling so as to not hurt the Cheney's feelings.
posted by fenriq at 8:38 PM on October 17, 2004

fenriq- A girl made it. Look at the URL. Mt Holyoke is a women's school.
posted by amandaudoff at 8:39 PM on October 17, 2004

I stand corrected, she's probably seen a woman naked before.
posted by fenriq at 8:41 PM on October 17, 2004

So that's where "Team America" stole the idea from...
posted by wendell at 8:44 PM on October 17, 2004

Cripes. Never mind, then. I've been a Metafilter member for years. I found this amusing. I searched. It hadn't been posted. If you're going to be jerks for that, so be it.

I'll be sure to stick to the green. They're nicer there.

Wow, I didn't realize my comment (and quonsar's?) would have such an effect.

I feel like I should say something here. Um... let's see, what should I say? Oh yeah, I got it: Eh.
posted by soyjoy at 8:48 PM on October 17, 2004

Hmmm..... I'm getting this strange tingly feeling all of the sudden......
posted by spilon at 8:53 PM on October 17, 2004

Oh come on all, though a weak webpage, Barbie Doll Sex is always funny and an entertaining discussion topic. Amandaudoff, the 'eh' might be because there's millions of Barbie oddness on this Internet but I like the simplicity of your post though, and (looking at the X on one of the Barbie's hands) apparently the underage Barbie snapshots ...unless that means she's straight edge?

I like the modified ones for the effort.

The Annie Fanny one is funny but all are worth collecting
posted by Peter H at 8:53 PM on October 17, 2004

fenriq, here ya go, heh.
posted by Peter H at 8:57 PM on October 17, 2004

I like that one of the dolls has an underage party girl "x" on her hand... very nice touch. Good attention to detail.
posted by wfrgms at 9:47 PM on October 17, 2004

Long as we're checking up on old friends ... BECKHAMS TO GAG FAMILY AND FRIENDS
posted by swell at 9:55 PM on October 17, 2004

Is it just me or does latina barbie have highlights?
posted by whatnot at 9:58 PM on October 17, 2004

I have no idea how these people got their cats wedged into their scanners, or why.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:03 PM on October 17, 2004

okay, so there's enough of a sense of humor to post this, but not enough to take soy and q's reply? after all, it is pretty softcore, and thus unentertaining. to me. that is.
posted by NationalKato at 11:05 PM on October 17, 2004

Of course a girl from Holyoke made it... notice no Ken?
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 11:40 PM on October 17, 2004

Take a look at her Livejournal page. And wonder what happened to Mt. HolyJoke's admission standards.
posted by Mayor Curley at 12:42 AM on October 18, 2004

Is it just me or does latina barbie have highlights?

Nah...that's just Ken doll splooge.
posted by Skygazer at 1:23 AM on October 18, 2004

This was fun to see, though my favorite will always be Furniture porn.

haha stav!
posted by sciurus at 3:41 AM on October 18, 2004

Oh... it’s mixed race :/
posted by ed\26h at 5:31 AM on October 18, 2004

Pffft. You want kinky? I used to pose my Barbies and stuffed animals together.
posted by deborah at 10:07 AM on October 18, 2004

I'll be sure to stick to the green. They're nicer there.
posted by amandaudoff

Oh, waaaa. Come on, it was a weak post. There are hundreds and hundreds of barbie porn sites out there...what, you couldn't do a google? Then you get pissy because 2 people think a one link post to a mediocre site is bad? Come on now...

That said, way back in the late 80's or early 90's when I was still publishing comics, we had a book that did a 6 page, multi-panel storyboard of the "Barbie Bordello and the Marines on Shore Leave". It took us hours and hours and hours to build all the sets, pose all the models...but the creme de la creme, (pardon the pun), was figuring out how to do the "money shot" of all the GI Joes surrounding happless hooker barbie. (String and elmer's glue...gods that shot took forever to get right.)

Point being, Barbie porn = funny. This post = potential for great funny. This post with only this one lame site = like funny but different.

We've all posted a lame FPP, it's still no reason to collect your ball and quit playing with the group.
posted by dejah420 at 10:09 AM on October 18, 2004