Comments on: 51 Thoughts on the Apparent Sexiness of John Edwards

51 Thoughts on the Apparent Sexiness of John Edwards

lilboo — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 19:37:27 -0800

51 Thoughts on the Apparent Sexiness of John Edwards from nerve.com - hilarious & (generally) SFW,

my favorite:

5. Bill Clinton, of course, was sexy in the former sense. He was sexy in the dangerous, you'd-like-to-sleep-with-him sense. Actually, Bill Clinton was sexy in the dangerous, you'd-like-to-sleep-with-him, and-after-you-slept-with-him, he-slept-with-your-roommate sense.

6. But we miss that playa, don't we?

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 19:47:16 -0800

52. There's a ... thing growing on his mouth.

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 19:48:22 -0800

53. Using sexy over and over again equals instant funny.

By: lilboo

lilboo — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 19:59:23 -0800

Granted, Stan it's not the comic masterpise, as tipified by your "Cum vs. Moisturizer" thread, but I thought it had some charm...

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:03:22 -0800

54. My Cum vs. Moisturizer thread was sexy and charming.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:05:50 -0800

very good! He is very Tegrin or good doc on General Hospital--he wouldn't have ever been a Quartermain or raping Laura or anything. He would have been the type to try to rescue Bobbie. ; > 42. Edwards recently posed for the cover of Runner's World, wearing a T-shirt tucked into his shorts. Not sexy at all. they didn't mention his legs!?! mmmm

By: pxe2000

pxe2000 — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:11:04 -0800

Peter Boyle could sex up John Kerry. anyone left with a mental image of the closing shots from young frankenstein on this one? pardon me, i must go look at puppies to wash the image of kerry in a negligee and bride of frankenstein 'do from my head...

By: amberglow

amberglow — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:12:40 -0800

they say Kerry's hung like a horse, so i guess he doesn't need to be sexy.

By: LittleMissCranky

LittleMissCranky — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:17:57 -0800

I thought it was funny. Thanks, lilboo. I actually do have kind of a thing for Kerry. For god's sake, don't tell anyone.

By: LittleMissCranky

LittleMissCranky — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:18:35 -0800

Damn it, Amberglow.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:19:29 -0800

lol! you're just a size queen, i guess ; >

By: LittleMissCranky

LittleMissCranky — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:26:26 -0800

Heh. It's a bonus.

By: lilboo

lilboo — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:27:56 -0800

Thanks LMC. And even if you (Stan) don't find it funny, at least it was informative. I mean who knew John Kerry and Morgan Fairchild were once an item? (Kinda gross, actually...)

By: wendell

wendell — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:28:29 -0800

Did they really need to bring up Howard Jones? Now I have to play some old Steely Dan songs over and over to get that earworm out of my head. And everybody knows what really matters is the size of your Electors...

By: mikeh

mikeh — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:30:31 -0800

My mom walked by John Edwards in a Walgreens shortly before the Iowa primaries. She said that he smells good.

By: dhoyt

dhoyt — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:56:41 -0800

Are you guys about done sniffing his throne? /tucker carlson

By: Space Coyote

Space Coyote — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 21:05:46 -0800

Damn it, Amberglow. For God's sake, he's a hundred feet tall.

By: whatnot

whatnot — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 21:09:06 -0800

LittleMissCranky, I won't tell if you won't. pinky swear.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 21:13:08 -0800

and meanwhile, all the talk is of Bush's bulge...lol

By: NationalKato

NationalKato — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 21:19:02 -0800

what's wrong with Howard Jones?

By: interrobang

interrobang — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 21:55:17 -0800

This reads like it started out as an article and became a list as the guy got drunk.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Tue, 19 Oct 2004 08:07:25 -0800

37. It's weird how no one finds John Kerry sexy any more Tall, dark and intelligent is exactly my cup of tea. Edwards, on the other hand, is boyishly attractive a la Ken Doll. Not sexy, but cute. Appealing to those who find raw sexuality frightening. Clay Aiken vs. Dave Navarro. And the whole Big Schlong Thing? Looking at Big Schlong= arousing Sex with Big Schlong= painful

By: digaman

digaman — Tue, 19 Oct 2004 08:57:54 -0800

Only if the noun "sex" conjures up one single unimaginative act, my dear. I must say, John Edwards is the closest I've ever come to wanting to take a shower with a vice-president. Meanwhile: Baghdad Burns While American Electorate Debates Candidates' "Packages"

By: jonmc

jonmc — Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:56:19 -0800

Actually, I've had several self-described feminist, politically aware women (a few of whom claim to have met Clinton) admit that they'd "hit it." Either that "power is an aphrodisiac" thing is true (doubtful since I've never met even a republican woman who syas she do G.W.) or women are simply impossible to understand.

By: skoosh

skoosh — Tue, 19 Oct 2004 19:23:42 -0800

Way back in 1999, my (female, heterosexual) roommate at the time argued that Bush would win against Gore because of "his twinkling eyes." I vehemently disagreed. The rest, sadly, is history.