666

October 22, 2004 12:12 PM

Proof that George W. Bush is the Anti-Christ,just as the Pope suspected.
posted by Espoo2 (27 comments total)

...and reklaw shit on the front page?
posted by Witty at 12:16 PM on October 22, 2004

WELL, THAT EXPLAINS THE SIZE OF MY MIRROR LOG FILE...
posted by quonsar at 12:25 PM on October 22, 2004

Numerology is for morons. Seriously: it is the most vapid, idiotic, mouth-breathing, and foamy-spittle-covered of all the discredited pseudoscientific huckersterish phony-mystic practices. It's worse than cold reading. Hell, it's worse than phrenology.

The fact that The Bible Code sold so well makes me want to weep for humanity.
posted by mr_roboto at 12:38 PM on October 22, 2004

mr_roboto - I bet you're dissing phrenology because you're embarassed by the shape of your skull.

This is soooooooooooo off base : it's Pat Robertson!

Plus, God Hates Shrimp
posted by troutfishing at 12:41 PM on October 22, 2004

Impossible. We all know Metafilter is the ultimate evil.
posted by brownpau at 12:42 PM on October 22, 2004

You know -- and I'm going to ignore that awful, awful link -- if indeed all the evangelical Christians who want the End Times to come are happily supporting Bush, and if Bush does indeed start the final battle of Armageddon...well, doesn't that put all those evangelicals on the side of evil??? HAVEN'T THEY READ THEIR OWN FUCKING BOOK??? FALSE PROPHET! GAH!

It's the 21st century, I don't have a flying car, and people are still making world-altering decisions based on Jaysus. SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG.
posted by solistrato at 12:55 PM on October 22, 2004

No, Ronald Wilson Reagan (all three names with 6 letters) WAS the antichrist, we are two decades into the End Times and the Rapture occurred years ago, which is why there aren't any GOOD Christians left...

;) pre-emptive apology to konolia
posted by wendell at 12:58 PM on October 22, 2004

If you add up the name 'George Bush' in Hebrew letters it comes out:

(snip)

I would challenge anyone to find another powerful world leader, either now or in the past, whose name adds up to 666 in Hebrew.

How about the powerful world leader who reigned from 1988-92, George Bush?
posted by bendybendy at 12:59 PM on October 22, 2004

94143243431512659321054872390486828512913474876027
67195923460238582958304725016523252592969257276553
64363462727184012012643147546329450127847264841075
62234789626728592858295347502772262646456217613984
829519475412398501
posted by mr.marx at 1:03 PM on October 22, 2004

If you add up the name "George Bush" in hexadecimal, it comes out to 1E82B427AE.

And actually, to be honest, I'd be really really interested to know if Dubya's booze-saturated mind actually thinks he's doing the Lord's work, or actually believes he is indeed the Antichrist, because to me, someone actually believing this shit and attempting to enact it is much more interesting than what date he launched his campaign. I mean, psychotic, but interesting.
posted by solistrato at 1:06 PM on October 22, 2004

Is Bush doing the UT "hook em horns" signs correctly? Seems so to me.
posted by thomcatspike at 1:07 PM on October 22, 2004

Wow, heh, this post is still here. It's been over an hour, too!
posted by Peter H at 1:18 PM on October 22, 2004

A post I made sometime ago about the sign of the beast, which later became thread of the beast.
posted by Peter H at 1:21 PM on October 22, 2004

"Wow, heh, this post is still here. It's been over an hour, too!"

It satisfies the only real criteria these days - it's anti-bush :)

Remove Goerge Bush - by any math necessary.
posted by soulhuntre at 1:29 PM on October 22, 2004

This number of the beast... is that something you'd need to have Christianity to know about?
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:30 PM on October 22, 2004

My god you little Snarky snark-kids are pitiful.

I found the first link entertaining in a timecube sort of way, and the second link was just a joke. I posted it as a laugh, instead of the usual Bush/Kerry newsfilter crap that I see here everyday that depresses the bejesus out of me.

Please return to your incessant bleating.
posted by Espoo2 at 1:32 PM on October 22, 2004

This number of the beast, it vibrates?
posted by terrapin at 1:37 PM on October 22, 2004

Remove Goerge Bush - by any math necessary.

I will agree to that!
posted by Peter H at 1:38 PM on October 22, 2004

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PHONIES
posted by solistrato at 1:38 PM on October 22, 2004

So that guy who was screaming this on the Metro the other night was right!
posted by Pollomacho at 1:40 PM on October 22, 2004

I thought Arnold fought and killed the Devil on the eve of the Milllenium and now Arnie is stumping for the devil in Ohio. I'm so confused about politics now, and they wonder why there's still undecided voters.
posted by graventy at 1:49 PM on October 22, 2004

So that guy who was screaming this on the Metro the other night was right!

they often are, man
posted by matteo at 2:02 PM on October 22, 2004

Dude! I always thought John Kerry was Damien Thorn. I'm gonna have to re-evaluate this.
posted by psmealey at 2:07 PM on October 22, 2004

oh for fucks sake.
posted by bob sarabia at 2:11 PM on October 22, 2004

George Bush just done a poo
posted by ZippityBuddha at 2:17 PM on October 22, 2004

bob - I think you meant for god's sake, ;)

AND WE ARE INTO HOUR NUMBER TWO, which sort of refers to Zippity's post.
posted by Peter H at 2:20 PM on October 22, 2004

"Ronald Wilson Reagon" can be rearranged to spell "insane anglo warlord"
posted by elwoodwiles at 2:40 PM on October 22, 2004