I carry my dog in my change purse.

October 29, 2004 12:28 PM

Tiny Pinocchio -- the world's (former) smallest living dog! Buy the CD!
posted by me3dia (14 comments total)

(Previously mentioned as an aside in a completely ignored post. But definitely worth re-mentioning.)
posted by me3dia at 12:29 PM on October 29, 2004

*Sniff* Thank you me3dia.

"Tiny Pinocchio, nothing sweeter than"

BUT WHY DID HE HAVE TO FUCKING DIE?
posted by Turtles all the way down at 12:53 PM on October 29, 2004

Jesus H. Christ on a popscicle stick! A site that was made with my mother in mind. She'd for sure by that CD.
posted by dobbs at 12:58 PM on October 29, 2004

Um, Turtles, I don't think he's dead. He's "former" because there's an even *smaller* dog now, in Slovenia.
posted by me3dia at 1:15 PM on October 29, 2004

First comment: That song has to be the best shit I've heard all week.

Second comment: oh the irony that the world's smallest dog website boasts the need for a 1024x768 sized screen for best viewing experience.

me3dia - doesnt the actual page you linked have a sort of farewell letter on it?
posted by Peter H at 1:19 PM on October 29, 2004

Oh, uh, good, I guess. But why is his mommy going on about little Pinocchio becoming her "real boy" and meeting Gepetto in the sky, and shit?

I don't want to start a flame war but did you actually read the fucking article about the smallest preciousest little dog in all the world?!! ;-P

I quote: "who would know that you really did become just like Gepetto's Pinocchio. You were not a puppet or a toy, but all the same you became "My" precious baby boy. Until we meet again...

Forever love, Mommy

(emphasis mine). Does that sound like a healthy little teacup dog? Not to me, buddy, not to me.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 1:25 PM on October 29, 2004

Pinocchio-- March 6th 2002 - June 1st 2004
Looks like RIP to me
posted by Jikido at 1:30 PM on October 29, 2004

He was too good for this world: God wanted him right up there beside him.

Next to his own Coke can.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 1:34 PM on October 29, 2004

I would kill to have seen the exquisite, miniature coffin they must have planted him in.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 1:43 PM on October 29, 2004

D'oh! Missed the to-from date next to the last photo! Sorry.
posted by me3dia at 2:54 PM on October 29, 2004

I think deep in your heart of hearts you just didn't want to believe that Pinocchio could have met his reward.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 3:00 PM on October 29, 2004

can we breed or clone him?
posted by filmgeek at 3:09 PM on October 29, 2004

Squish
posted by Dukebloo at 4:42 PM on October 29, 2004

Barf.

Then, punt.
posted by five fresh fish at 10:12 AM on October 30, 2004