Comments on: him name is hopkin green frog

him name is hopkin green frog

darukaru — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:03:45 -0800

ps. i'll find my frog

By: shoepal

shoepal — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:13:05 -0800

[choberigu!]

By: D.C.

D.C. — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:19:37 -0800

All your base are belong to frog.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:21:16 -0800

aww : >

By: me3dia

me3dia — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:26:26 -0800

"His name's Hopper, he's a jumper." "I think he's dead." "No he's not, he's just sleeping." "Nuh-uh. He's dead." "No he's not! He's sleeping!" "Whatcha doin', guys?" "Mister, will you please help me wake up my frog?" --Meatballs

By: Salmonberry

Salmonberry — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:27:22 -0800

Awwww. Poor hopkin. You brought me down, man.

By: strangeleftydoublethink

strangeleftydoublethink — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:28:26 -0800

Exit polls are showing the frog still lost.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:32:07 -0800

Can't force a meme.

By: Juicylicious

Juicylicious — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:33:58 -0800

I better call the owner right away and tell him/her that Hopkin's legs were finger-licking good.

By: logovisual

logovisual — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:35:05 -0800

However, exit polls are also showing that the frog is 59% female and 41% male. So take the frog with a grain of salt.

By: bashos_frog

bashos_frog — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:36:36 -0800

on the internets Terry's green frog has been lost no sound can be heard

By: Ufez Jones

Ufez Jones — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:37:08 -0800

And thus began the great MetaFilter Goat versus Frog war. Choose sides, motherfuckers! *bleats*

By: josephtate

josephtate — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:37:37 -0800

Hopkin is perhaps the perfect frog name. I found this other mention of Hopkin, but it only adds to the mystery.

By: grateful

grateful — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:39:39 -0800

Did anybody check quonsar's pants?

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:41:16 -0800

Ok, let the remixes commence.

By: hoborg

hoborg — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:41:19 -0800

Love the mugshot drawings of Hopkin. I also like the vaguely threatening, determined I'll find my frog at the end. Good luck, kid.

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:46:11 -0800

Did they ever find Ring Ring Doghead?

By: solistrato

solistrato — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:48:11 -0800

I think I've seen this before.

By: Bonzai

Bonzai — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:52:16 -0800

If Al Gore had been president for the last 4 years, stem-cell research would have saved that frog!

By: urlnotfound

urlnotfound — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:52:17 -0800

[this is mine]

By: oncogenesis

oncogenesis — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:10:32 -0800

"Who took my frog?" Isn't that what we're all asking ourselves, deep down inside?

By: konolia

konolia — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:14:35 -0800

"course it's Pete-just look at him!" -Delmar

By: i_am_joe's_spleen

i_am_joe's_spleen — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:17:25 -0800

The first thing that leapt into my mind: One day, a twelve year old boy walks into a brothel. The madam asks "Can I help you son?" to which he replies, "Yes I'd like a girl for the night." She says "I'm afraid you are too young for one of my girls." So he gets out his wallet and gives her $200. To which she says "She'll be waiting for you up stairs." The boy says "But she's got to have herpes." The Madam replies "But all my girls are clean!" So out comes the wallet again and he gives her another $200. The Madam says "OK, she'll be ready for you in about 10 mins". So he goes up the stairs dragging the dead frog. About 1/2 an hour later he comes down the stairs,with a big grin on his face. By now the Madam was just a touch curious so she asked him "Why did you come in here asking for a girl with herpes?". "Well, it's like this", he says, "When I get home tonight I'll screw the baby-sitter and then she'll get herpes. Then when my parents get home dad will drive her home and on the way they'll stop and have sex, and he'll get herpes. Later when dad gets home mum and dad will make love and then she'll get herpes. And at about 9.30 tomorrow morning, when dad has gone to work, the milkman will come round, screw my mother and then he'll get herpes... ...AND HE'S THE BASTARD WHO KILLED MY FROG.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:22:41 -0800

very good one! : >

By: mwhybark

mwhybark — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:23:21 -0800

him name hopkin green frog

By: mwhybark

mwhybark — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:26:08 -0800

him name hopkin green frog holy shit, after looking at Jeff's post (that's my crack about Iraq) I have come to realize Terry C., the kid who lost his frog, lives in my neighborhood.

By: mwhybark

mwhybark — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:26:52 -0800

woop, slip of the preview button there. Sorry.

By: PugAchev

PugAchev — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:50:58 -0800

[this is good]

By: Lex Tangible

Lex Tangible — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:56:54 -0800

Herb: I can't call in a podiatrist to see a frog. It'll make me look stupid. Les: Herb, podiatrists take four years of medical training. Bailey: Oh, call him, Herb, the frog is dying. Just pick up the phone and say, "Hi, my pink frog is dying and I would like you to come up here and take a look at his feet." I am sorry, I could not resist it! WKRP

By: moift

moift — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 15:36:09 -0800

him name hopkin green frog who found my frog

By: ashbury

ashbury — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 15:48:21 -0800

Indiana is neither bush nor kerry, but green. [this is good]

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 17:05:21 -0800

Did *YOU* take my frog? There is butter on your lips And guilt in your eyes.

By: kamylyon

kamylyon — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 20:00:19 -0800

moift! Where have you BEEN? and no, I don't have the frog

By: Dreama

Dreama — Wed, 03 Nov 2004 00:37:56 -0800

This is sad. Poor Terry.

By: bhell13

bhell13 — Wed, 03 Nov 2004 01:33:43 -0800

[this is good]

By: doozer_ex_machina

doozer_ex_machina — Wed, 03 Nov 2004 04:21:37 -0800

Him name is hopkin green frog.

By: luriete

luriete — Wed, 03 Nov 2004 15:39:27 -0800

Him name is hopkin green frog.

By: cell divide

cell divide — Wed, 03 Nov 2004 15:48:10 -0800

mwhybark, really? you've got to show him the site and report back!

By: amberglow

amberglow — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 08:58:01 -0800

mwhybark posted an update: Hopkins Explained : So, then, that's the resolution. Hopkin was lost by an autistic adolescent; this explains something of the sense of determination that comes through the initial flier. His family requests that no Hopkins be sent and that people seeing the Hopkin flier should not call with frog news, or, as I did, to find out what the story behind the flier is.