told her the truth, which is that my hyper pet dog had scratched me. But jealous girlfriend wasn't buying it, so she bit me some more.
In my long years of cheating, I've found that when a woman suspects you, she's usually right. Yet when she's absolutely certain, she's almost always wrong. I once had a girlfriend who found a pair of panties under our couch cushions, and—whatever God is out there can strike me dead if I'm lying—I had no idea whose they were or how they got there.
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