Honey, I'm home...

October 14, 2000 8:06 PM

Honey, I'm home... This is something that could only happen in Ohio.
posted by Brilliantcrank (5 comments total)

Hey, I'm in Ohio & I resent that remark.. I'm sure stuff like this happens in at least Indiana, if not maybe Pennsylvania too :)
posted by zempf at 8:18 PM on October 14, 2000

Don't feel bad. We shoot people all the time here in New York.On a semi-serious note; wow, that's some welcome. "Honey, I'm home!" BANGOn a completely serious note, it sounds like the wife had something to do with him going away in the first place. She was involved with him being declared dead, remarried, and promptly shot him when he returned? Sounds fishy to me.
posted by tomorama at 11:23 PM on October 14, 2000

She was involved with him being declared dead 8 years after he disappeared. At that point anyone's going to want to go on with their lives, and hey, if she can get an insurance settlement out of the deal more power to her.

I read the article last night and am too lazy to go back, but she shot at him, what, 6 times or so? 4? Something like that, multiple bullets with multiple hits. This definetely isn't someone she recognized, this is some strange man who climbed into bed with her.
posted by cCranium at 8:13 AM on October 15, 2000

I wonder if he got into bed and turned to her and said, "Boo." That would have been cool but certainly not worth the bullets that followed.

tomorama: I'm with you. I think she had something to do with him 'dying' in the first place. Keep watching Jerry Springer, I sure it will turn up.
posted by Brilliantcrank at 8:55 AM on October 15, 2000

OK, I know I saw the exact same story on Lifetime two weeks ago...
posted by jaz at 7:53 AM on October 16, 2000