Robo-Dump

November 14, 2004 11:45 PM

Robo-Dump A device which simulates that guy over in the Sales cubes who usually doesn't drink coffee but had 3 cups over lunch.
posted by scarabic (14 comments total)

The janitor commented to someone in the hallway that he wanted to clean the restroom but "this guy's been in there all morning."

Oh man that's nasty. You'd hope someone would say something after an hour or so.

Maybe Robo-Dump v2 will have some kind of smell release system for added effect?
posted by dawiz at 12:25 AM on November 15, 2004

Awesome. I want to make one and videotape people's reactions.
posted by Potsy at 3:11 AM on November 15, 2004

oh shit i cannot stop laughing. It is so ...juvenile...i love it
posted by das_2099 at 4:15 AM on November 15, 2004

Awesome.
posted by adampsyche at 5:00 AM on November 15, 2004

from the comments section:
"it could pass the Turing Test by being indistinguishable from Don Saklad"
posted by MzB at 5:22 AM on November 15, 2004

I think that thing has an account here.
posted by putzface_dickman at 5:41 AM on November 15, 2004

Turding Test
posted by soyjoy at 7:22 AM on November 15, 2004

awesome idea.
the farts sound really fake, though.
posted by chococat at 9:16 AM on November 15, 2004

Sort of a brown noise generator
posted by ElvisJesus at 9:58 AM on November 15, 2004

Sheer. Unadulterated. Genius.

Bravo!
posted by zoogleplex at 10:40 AM on November 15, 2004

This is so good, I don't know where to start.
posted by daver at 11:36 AM on November 15, 2004

I'm cracking up, and that's without hearing the sound effects ("bandwidth exceeded.")

Forty and more years later, and I'm still such an eleven year-old. There's really no hope I'll achieve adulthood, is there?
posted by mojohand at 12:50 PM on November 15, 2004

Bah. Cloaca is a machine that actually poops
posted by Robot Johnny at 2:43 PM on November 15, 2004

I can't stop laughing either. Thanks!
posted by notsnot at 7:57 PM on November 15, 2004