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November 16, 2004 12:38 PM   Subscribe

Get a Pair... Ever tell anyone to "Get a Pair?" Ever wish you (or someone you love) had more conviction, more commitment, more..."cajones?" Well, now you can finally "fix" that situation. Because, now there are Balsies.
posted by Dunvegan (19 comments total)

 
This is hiliarious. Be sure to refresh to get more "Ballsies Poetry" beneath the picture.
posted by bitpart at 12:45 PM on November 16, 2004


Hey, if you like them around your neck then maybe you want to hang a pair from the back fender on your bike too? (Honestly, who's going to get the blue ones?).

Are these at all related to those mythical "chin nuts" I heard so much about as a kid?
posted by fenriq at 12:48 PM on November 16, 2004


I heard you can buy the oversized version for your truck. That would make a nice pair... of pairs.

New niche market: oversized silver balsies to add some manly Bling Bling to your Escalade. The plastic ones are for rednecks -- please, we have taste here.

Soon to appear in your favorite L.A. neighborhood.
posted by NewBornHippy at 12:51 PM on November 16, 2004


Always hanging balls on things, these people.
posted by bob sarabia at 12:53 PM on November 16, 2004


I have a question
Don't think I'm stupid
Do Ballsies come from
The nuts of a cupid?

posted by mfbridges at 1:05 PM on November 16, 2004


Ahahah fantastic, even more fantastic no gurrrrrl would ever buy one (imagine the comments..."these my dear are the only balls you're going to hang with for a long while") ...rather I think they'd buy this
intelligent smart sexy outfit
posted by elpapacito at 1:09 PM on November 16, 2004


Phew.

For a minute, I thought "ballsies" was a play on "falsies" and refferred to crotch padding.

I'm also a bit unnerved that I'm relieved.
posted by jonmc at 1:14 PM on November 16, 2004


For a minute, I thought "ballsies" was a play on "falsies" and refferred to crotch padding.

Me too... I was half expecting a pic of Dick Cheney...
posted by spilon at 1:35 PM on November 16, 2004


That's just...nuts.
posted by Godling at 1:45 PM on November 16, 2004


Pepsi Blue Balls?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:48 PM on November 16, 2004


I thought you were talking about something else
posted by infowar at 1:59 PM on November 16, 2004


That's just...nuts.

Well. You're a little teste today.
posted by soyjoy at 2:01 PM on November 16, 2004


With Neuticles, it's like nothing ever changed!
posted by aws17576 at 2:45 PM on November 16, 2004


Cajones are drawers (or crates). Which may come in handy for storing your fake cojones.
posted by O9scar at 3:10 PM on November 16, 2004


09scar: but pay close attention at not slamming the cajones on the cojones or it will hurt, so I am said.
posted by elpapacito at 3:19 PM on November 16, 2004


Would it be sac-religious to wear them on the same chain as your crucifix?
posted by groundhog at 4:00 PM on November 16, 2004


I... I am stunned.

You guys know I don't stun easily, right?
posted by ilsa at 6:12 PM on November 16, 2004


This thread rocks.
posted by Stauf at 7:04 PM on November 16, 2004


Is there such a thing as chin jewelry?
posted by Cyrano at 8:18 AM on November 17, 2004


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