RICK [responding to Maj Strasser]: I came to Casablanca for the waters.
RENAULT: But Rick, Casablanca is in the middle of a desert!
RICK: I was misinformed.
RENAULT: I'm shocked -- shocked, I say! -- to find gambling in this establishment!
CASHIER: Your winnings, Capitane.
RENAULT [surreptitiously]: Oh, thank you.
Agent Sands: Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?
Cucuy: I'm a Mexi-CAN
Agent Sands: Good. Then do as I say.
Cucuy: Well, seeing as I'm a Mexican, I guess I can do whatever the fuck I want.
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