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just in time for thanksgiving!

adampsyche — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:36:28 -0800

Cooking with Cum. It's been a long time since I've been to a site that rendered me (almost) speechless.

By: swift

swift — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:41:11 -0800

Mmmm.. chowda

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:42:43 -0800

this just in

By: stet

stet — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:43:48 -0800

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:44:00 -0800

This is why I'm always concerned about eating out.

By: zarq

zarq — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:45:24 -0800

*blink* *blink* ....well, that's interesting....

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:47:08 -0800

Don't forget to check out Grandpop's buffalo wing recipe!

By: idest

idest — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:47:50 -0800

Rule of conduct # 6: No offensive, insulting, profane or vulgar remarks are allowed. Just don't do it...This is a tasteful site about cooking with semen, not a forum to discuss crude sexual fantasies or experiences. Wow.

By: Hands of Manos

Hands of Manos — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:50:35 -0800

I don't know what left me more speechless...that horrific link or Farah Fawcett's awful plastic surgery

By: Robot Johnny

Robot Johnny — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:50:46 -0800

stet, I see your . and raise you .

By: AlexReynolds

AlexReynolds — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:50:56 -0800

Is this safe for vegans?

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:51:58 -0800

Wow, indeed.

By: papercake

papercake — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:52:37 -0800

Pretty_Generic: did you notice in that article that the deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society is named Dr. Lictepeen? No wonder he's all for licking de peen.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:52:48 -0800

It is chock full o' protein, and maybe good for the skin?. ; >

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:53:37 -0800

Sweet merciful crap, there are images.

By: dash_slot-

dash_slot- — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:55:00 -0800

Isn't fellatio still classed as sodomy in North Carolina, where that study linked by P_G is being conducted?

By: AlexReynolds

AlexReynolds — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:58:34 -0800

Mmm... White Russians... *cough*

By: NationalKato

NationalKato — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 14:58:51 -0800

cum on guys, quit jerkin' around.

By: The God Complex

The God Complex — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:00:57 -0800

I read recently (in Harper's, I think) that someone was recently discovered to be freezing his semen and placing small amounts of it in ice cubes and serving it at dinner parties. I'm not sure for what reason, and I don't know how he was discovered, but I've been waiting to use that particular bit of information for weeks.

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:01:45 -0800

You know, it's not often that a vegan can get an animal's protein with the animal's express permission, so...uh...it would seem...that...surf's up? I've heard of vegan women frying up their own placentas as a special meal full of magick, so. You know. Bon appetit. With your permission, of course. Now look: my dinner of goulash and cream of mushroom soup is positively ruined. Sigh...

By: naxosaxur

naxosaxur — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:02:40 -0800

Is semen on the Atkins diet?

By: fenriq

fenriq — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:03:13 -0800

Funny, cookingwithpoop.com doesn't seem to be registered yet. Same thing for cookingwithboogers.com. This is nasty. Just when I think we're at the bottom of the barrel, someone comes along and kicks the bottom out and there's another million planes of hell to descend through. Thanks adampysche, I needed a good solid whack of surreality. And am I the only one with an image of a chef jacking off into his chowder? Now I'm not the only one.

By: Kimberly

Kimberly — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:04:11 -0800

Is semen on the Atkins diet? I doubt it. Too much sugar.

By: dash_slot-

dash_slot- — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:06:03 -0800

Plus, if and when the study shows that there are health benefits to fellatio...what do we tell the children?

By: swift

swift — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:07:05 -0800

I've been waiting for years to mention that I, too, have heard of women frying up placentas. Also, Placenta Plus.

By: LushMojo

LushMojo — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:07:52 -0800

Holy Christ, Adampsyche.....someone just jizzed all over a Snickers bar?!

By: neckro23

neckro23 — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:09:41 -0800

...

By: nails

nails — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:10:50 -0800

if and when the study shows that there are health benefits to fellatio There has been evidence presented of semen's anti-depressant properties. previously discussed here

By: matteo

matteo — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:14:49 -0800

"I doubt it. Too much sugar."

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:15:54 -0800

There once was a baker of Nottingham Who, when making eclairs, would put snot in 'em. When he ran out of snot He would, like as not, Take his pecker and jack off a shot in 'em.

By: Miss Bitchy Pants

Miss Bitchy Pants — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:16:19 -0800

This is a tasteful site about cooking with semen... That's debatable. But hey, if man juice makes you nervous, try goat semen instead!

By: dash_slot-

dash_slot- — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:17:59 -0800

Study debunked. Aww...

By: flashboy

flashboy — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:20:07 -0800

Oh lordy, lordy, lordy...

By: flarbuse

flarbuse — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:20:52 -0800

Fellatio is indeed still a felony in North Carolina, but many expect it to be ruled unconstitutional under Lawrence v. Texas as soon as the North Carolina Court of Appeals or North Carolina Supreme Court get hold of it. Many jurisdictions have stopped charging the offense in anticipation of the ruling. Interestingly enough, because of the way the prostitution statute in North Carolina is written, it is not illegal to give a blowjob for money (assuming Lawrence v. Texas renders the current sodomy law unconstitutional). It is already clearly legal to give a handjob for money here. That reminds me, I have a business to open...

By: orange clock

orange clock — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:21:11 -0800

What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow.

By: drpynchon

drpynchon — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:22:17 -0800

Wasn't sure before, but now I'm glad I waited all this time, and spent the 5 bucks to sign on.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:24:26 -0800

Mmmm.. chowda It's been a long time since I've read a comment that actually nauseated me. In other news, we NOW KNOW who Thomas Pynchon is! He's USER #18316!!!

By: jfwlucy

jfwlucy — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:24:57 -0800

Roast Placenta Recipe. Here. There's also a good one for Placenta Lasagna somewhere . . .

By: keli

keli — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:25:10 -0800

can't stop laughing or cringing

By: swift

swift — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:27:59 -0800

There once was a fellow I knowed Who'd make hot cocoa when it snowed Said he, "Shall I put cream in?" And then innocent-seemin' He'd pour from his creamer a load.

By: idest

idest — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:34:00 -0800

"Baked Beans with a Milk of Mankind swirl"? Thanks, Flashboy. Every time I think I'm over it something new pops up.

By: drpynchon

drpynchon — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:36:54 -0800

scarabic, You'd think my luddite side would keep me from a place like this. But ultimately it's a decision between the isolation from genuine human contact that the internet obliges and missing out on a delicious recipe for Cinnamon CumBuns. The choice is obvious.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:37:35 -0800

Sweet merciful crap Yes, indeed, I do think that would be more disgusting but I'm not sure what else.

By: me & my monkey

me & my monkey — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:38:23 -0800

This doesn't appeal to me at all. Some things are just better straight from the tap.

By: Katemonkey

Katemonkey — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:40:21 -0800

There once was a baker of Nottingham... Thanks, crash. Really. Now I'll never be able to eat an eclair in this damn town again. *cries*

By: swift

swift — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:42:35 -0800

Remember that commercial with the guy finally reaching the "end of the Internet?" That's how I feel right now. There's no need for Metafilter to exist after this post.

By: waldo

waldo — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:42:42 -0800

Breast of the web?

By: fenriq

fenriq — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:42:47 -0800

There has been evidence presented of semen's anti-depressant properties. For the giver or reciever of the semen?

By: yodelingisfun

yodelingisfun — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:43:44 -0800

Oh my...

By: 445supermag

445supermag — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:51:52 -0800

Don't forget fish. Milt, anyone?

By: BrodieShadeTree

BrodieShadeTree — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:57:51 -0800

I *HAVE* to share a quick TRUE story. First hand account. A friend of mine who is female took her first ever job at Kentucky Fried Chicken as a teenager. The job lasted one day. When we asked her later why that was, she told a story. A story about bored young male employess jerking it into the mashed potatoes. A LOT. And then serving it with glee to the cars in the drive thru. She happened upon the 'adding to the batter' as it were - appalled, she quit her first day. Its a great story when she tells it, and I have NEVER eaten KFC mashed potatoes since.

By: Sijeka

Sijeka — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:00:20 -0800

" Breast of the web?" muzwhwhwhahahahahahah!!! genius.

By: mervin_shnegwood

mervin_shnegwood — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:07:17 -0800

Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

By: stevil

stevil — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:09:28 -0800

From adampsyche's link about c*m and Baileys, one poster writes "I hate Baileys." okay.

By: kika

kika — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:11:17 -0800

I happen to have eaten a semen-omelette once and it was quite good. Small, but good.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:21:56 -0800

By: Peter H

Peter H — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:23:38 -0800

I vote kika's profile for most interesting choice of comments in a three year period.

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:31:51 -0800

I hate for this to be my first comment, but.... at least this is healthier than this. I'm still a little freaked by this link though.

By: AlexReynolds

AlexReynolds — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:43:23 -0800

I'd say my $5 is worth it for this recipebook alone. Thanks, MeFi!

By: Sidhedevil

Sidhedevil — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:53:43 -0800

Oh, but kika, it isn't the size that matters.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:03:53 -0800

Now this is a great post. I hereby offer my contribution. Cum can taste good if you eat the right foods/supplements. You're welcum.

By: blogenstock

blogenstock — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:04:27 -0800

can't stop laughing AND cringing anyway, I hope all these delicacies get the proper labelling: "May contain traces of nuts"

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:14:06 -0800

Civil_Disobedient- drinking fruit juice has much the same effect, esp. pineapple juice. Citrus fruits good, Dairy products bad. As a side note, I reread the thread and all I could think about was "anyone want to help stuff the turkey this year?" wrong on so many levels.

By: FYKshun

FYKshun — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:18:41 -0800

I'd prefer my Gourmet to be of the Frugal as opposed to Galloping variety with regards to these recipes.

By: gnutron

gnutron — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:19:15 -0800

dinner will never be the same for me again. thanks guys.

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:20:18 -0800

I tried in vain to find the previous mefi post on that product, Civil_Disobedient. I seem to remember some creative flavor suggestions offered.

By: jefbla

jefbla — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:30:35 -0800

Wow, some of my favorite recipes all jazzed up.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:39:44 -0800

Yeah, I couldn't find it in the MeFi/Google search, but luckily I bookmarked it a long time ago. Did I say that out loud?

By: availablelight

availablelight — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:54:25 -0800

Gosh, I hope all the new registrations don't bring down the quality of FPP's on the blue.

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:59:35 -0800

Indeed, this is a massive step down from my Cum Vs. Moisturizer post.

By: socratic

socratic — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 18:03:44 -0800

I've been waiting for three ridiculous years for signups to come back so I could comment with you intelligent, witty people, and this... THIS is my first comment. Dear lord. Anyway, I suppose I should jump right and and say: jefbla, don't you mean "jizzed up"? *sigh, i feel dirty.

By: abcde

abcde — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 18:14:40 -0800

BrodieShadeTree: You mean there were multiple conspirators? My question is, how do several guys willing to do that all end up on the same job? :P

By: spinifex23

spinifex23 — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 18:16:49 -0800

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

By: mic stand

mic stand — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 18:18:05 -0800

I remember Sweet Release, remember it well... *staring lightly towards the ceiling, drifts into reminiscinces (is that a word) seriously though, i worked for a internet distribution company (Digital River) and I remember a day when a handful of reprensentatives and supervisors of the call center were brought back into the secret meeting room to be informed that we would be carrying this product and told we may have to field calls regarding it's use. Now those were some memorable product testing days. *Folds hands behind head, shifts crotch in chair with a motion of utter satisfaction, stares lightly to the ceiling and continues reminiscing (unzips pants) I officialy just want too far on my first day as a member. Cum shots all around!!

By: jenovus

jenovus — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 18:29:30 -0800

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

By: loquacious

loquacious — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 18:30:27 -0800

And you say this is your first day as a member?

By: stinkeye

stinkeye — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 18:50:53 -0800

Special sauce. And baster. Er... make that "blaster."

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 19:05:09 -0800

Gosh, I hope all the new registrations don't bring down the quality of FPP's on the blue. Don't worry, I've been making absolute shit front page posts since 7/30/01.

By: mic stand

mic stand — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 19:14:14 -0800

yeeeeeessss??? member as in penis..hehe I mean penis, yes, definitely penis.

By: Flem Snopes

Flem Snopes — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 19:33:37 -0800

bukkake clambake, mmmm. Good name for a (very bad) punk rock band.

By: thirteenkiller

thirteenkiller — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 19:38:07 -0800

I think I'm going to be sick.

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 19:40:23 -0800

I was thinking of Bukkake Clambake as more a ska-surf act, actually. Or maybe the title of the next Cramps album.

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 19:47:39 -0800

My link was a fake study, apparently. Damn it.

By: squeak

squeak — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:08:38 -0800

"Semen is very nutritious, it has a palatable texture and semen has wonderful cooking properties. Like fine wine or cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is also commonly available in many homes and restaurants and it is inexpensive to produce." I can't stop laughing.

By: Sidhedevil

Sidhedevil — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:11:04 -0800

On an only tangentially related note, I just want to say that, a few years ago, my city's Chamber of Commerce thought it would be a great idea to give each business that paid its annual dues a window sticker that said "A Proud Member". It's bad enough bursting into giggles about the grocery store that declares itself to be "A Proud Member" but it was damn embarrassing when I attended a wake at a funeral parlor that proclaimed its support for the Chamber of Commerce with a prominently displayed sticker...

By: marxchivist

marxchivist — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:20:25 -0800

Thanks BrodieShadeTree for the KFC story. *claws own eyes out, walks the earth*

By: pmbuko

pmbuko — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:20:52 -0800

I keep thinking this is just a joke site set up by one person posing as a cummunity of come-lovers.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:24:54 -0800

It's only fair and appropriate to mention Vegan Porn, where I first came across this. (I love the comment "What about a hair-net sweety?") And in case anyone is seriously curious about the vegan question, the majority of vegans I know or know of consider it vegan IFF the donor is vegan... and willing.

By: Tommy Gnosis

Tommy Gnosis — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:34:11 -0800

Anyone for a Bamana smoothie?

By: jennyb

jennyb — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:35:15 -0800

This doesn't appeal to me at all. Some things are just better straight from the tap. posted by me & my monkey at 5:38 PM CST on November 18 See, that's just it. If, um, ingestion happens during the course of sex, well, then it's just part of the messy bodily fluid fun of sex. But as soon as sex is over, it all turns to snot, as far as I'm concerned. So to save it... and then cook with it... That's like cooking with loogies.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:39:46 -0800

well, jennyb, but you've never tried my loogie souffle ; >

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:41:43 -0800

Guess who's coming on dinner.

By: Paddle to Sea

Paddle to Sea — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:52:59 -0800

emelenjr wins.

By: ifjuly

ifjuly — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:54:28 -0800

what, not a single remark on the fact they have a (tossed) salad section?!

By: billybunny

billybunny — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 21:19:19 -0800

Ugh. Soyjoy, I was looking at the "What about a hair-net sweety?" picture (nsfw, btw) for a good 30 seconds before saying out loud, "Dude! That's a chick!"

By: Bdave

Bdave — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 21:26:52 -0800

This is so immature. giggle

By: NationalKato

NationalKato — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 21:28:39 -0800

spinifex23: "I can't believe it's nut butter!"

By: DyRE

DyRE — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 21:39:28 -0800

I don't think I've ever bounced back and forth between fits of laughter and being grossed out as much as I have looking at this site. And yeah, emelenjr totally wins.

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 21:46:58 -0800

ohgodicantbreathefromlaughingsomuch...

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 21:56:51 -0800

muststopcryingamhyperventilatingomg

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 21:57:03 -0800

By: SuzySmith

SuzySmith — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 22:19:21 -0800

I have a huge gross out tolerance, y'all. Even goatse doesn't bother me. This has my stomach churning. I'm sorry but, no, not in the food, for the love of all that is holy.

By: jefbla

jefbla — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 22:33:03 -0800

Well, it's been over 100 comments and no one said it... I've got a great recipe for beef strokinoff. Thanks everybody, you've been a great audience, I'll be appearing at the Guffawditorium on the 23rd. Good night, drive home safely.

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 22:54:02 -0800

It's the comments (in the FPP link) that are so damn funny. It's a freakin' MUD! And just like the MUDders who get a little too caught up in it all and start wearing a costume in public, I think there are folk in that forum that think they've actually stumbled across a real fetish club that specializes in their fetish!

By: scarabic

scarabic — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:05:37 -0800

I *HAVE* to share a quick TRUE story. First hand account. A friend of mine who is female took her first ever job at Kentucky Fried Chicken as a teenager. The job lasted one day. When we asked her later why that was, she told a story. A story about bored young male employess May I just point out that: 1) Your friend's story 2) About her coworker ...is not a "first-hand account" when you tell it to me. A first hand account would be: "I just spewed on your cole slaw!"

By: flotson

flotson — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:23:14 -0800

I expect a rash of new pornos starring Betty Crocker, Sarah Lee. . . Jimmy Dean. . . I will never ever ever ever ever drink a smoothie ever again. "drinking a smoothie" I think I just invented a new euphemism. I'm sorry.

By: kaseijin

kaseijin — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:41:36 -0800

Cooking with seamen.

By: kaseijin

kaseijin — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:43:07 -0800

Oh come on, it *had* to be done sooner or later...

By: Down10

Down10 — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 00:55:11 -0800

Waiter, I specifically ordered the RED sauce.

By: rustcellar

rustcellar — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 01:29:18 -0800

I'm with Suzy Smith. Pictures themselves almost never affect me physically. But just the idea of what has gone into the foods in those pictures makes me gag and cover my mouth.

By: talitha_kumi

talitha_kumi — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 04:00:55 -0800

I haven't looked at the link. Nor do I intend to. I already feel physically sick. I hate having an overactive imagination. *hand over mouth, running for the bathroom*

By: nthdegx

nthdegx — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 04:29:57 -0800

Jizagne... Snowball Master: Layer a greasey 8 x 10" pan with jizz. Add one layer of noodles, one layer of sauce, one layer of cream cheese, one layer of jizz. Repeat 3 times. Feed to your whole family. Delicious. Thorny's Mom: I love Italian food.

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 04:51:44 -0800

This has to be my new favorite avatar. It's just so...cheerful.

By: Ethereal Bligh

Ethereal Bligh — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 05:02:43 -0800

I'm surprised that this makes me a little queasy. Theoretically, I think it's a great idea. In practice...well.

By: swift

swift — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 05:12:57 -0800

This has to be my new favorite avatar. It's just so...cheerful. I noticed that too. At first I thought it was Samantha from Bewitched.

By: lodurr

lodurr — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 05:27:47 -0800

I love it when the very text of an FPP renders the whole MeFi FP NSFW....

By: zorro astor

zorro astor — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 06:24:05 -0800

I'll never eat another egg white omlette.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 07:35:28 -0800

I love it when the very text of an FPP renders the whole MeFi FP NSFW.... Yeah, that's why I decided a NSFW wasn't necessary for the "hairnet sweety" photo. Once you're on a thread about cooking with cum, all bets, in my opinion, are off.

By: NationalKato

NationalKato — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 07:42:29 -0800

Metafilter: Even goatse doesn't bother me.

By: me & my monkey

me & my monkey — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 10:05:26 -0800

May I just point out that: 1) Your friend's story 2) About her coworker ...is not a "first-hand account" when you tell it to me. Oh, that just depends on how you interpret "first-hand," if you know what I mean.

By: BrodieShadeTree

BrodieShadeTree — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 10:50:25 -0800

Whats more is I just wanted to avoid the whole "yeah yeah urban legend, here is a snopes link" thing... Anyhow, the story involved alot of 'first hands' *cough cough* And yes, according to this story, there were several cumspiritors.

By: mds35

mds35 — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 10:51:03 -0800

A little bit of love in every bite, perhaps? This lo-carb fad thingy has to end!

By: mds35

mds35 — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 11:03:23 -0800

The ex-bartender in me recalls this, this, and this one, too. Happy mixing!

By: tank04

tank04 — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 12:01:01 -0800

Is is kosher?

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 13:43:31 -0800

Brodie: Alas, I've the same tale to tell: persistent rumour that in Prince George, a disgruntled KFC employee was caught wanking into the batter. Methinks it's as much urban legend as truth.

By: Ron

Ron — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 20:23:19 -0800

I'm wondering if anyone here has become a member of the above posted site.

By: SisterHavana

SisterHavana — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 23:29:37 -0800

Am I the only one that wonders how people came up with these recipes? "Wow, this broccoli cheese soup is so good, but it's missing that one little thing...what could it be?"

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Sat, 20 Nov 2004 10:58:17 -0800

I think it's a spoof, myself.

By: grateful

grateful — Sat, 20 Nov 2004 18:37:18 -0800

Who are you people and what have you done with Metafilter?

By: grateful

grateful — Sat, 20 Nov 2004 18:38:08 -0800

[runs away laughing, crying]