*cluck*

November 22, 2004 4:55 PM

10,000 dead in Israel.When will the carnage end?
posted by esch (13 comments total)

I read this as fact and then clicked. I laughed, but I'm not going to forgive you for the 10 seconds preceding that for a while now.
posted by mek at 4:58 PM on November 22, 2004

Fried chicken, anyone?
posted by zorro astor at 5:00 PM on November 22, 2004

The image of a chicken "huddling in the corner" is somehow very touching.
posted by undule at 5:02 PM on November 22, 2004

That picture looks kinda like the holocaust, only with delicious chickens.

That's my insight. Please contact me for any symposiums you wish me to speak at.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 5:02 PM on November 22, 2004

Hamas immediately claimed credit, and Israel responded by assassinating 50,000 Palestinian chickens.
posted by Ty Webb at 5:04 PM on November 22, 2004

We need to build a memorial to all the gay chickens who died that conflagration.
posted by zorro astor at 5:07 PM on November 22, 2004

I demand a recount.
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posted by angry modem at 5:08 PM on November 22, 2004

All that remained were a couple of singed chickens huddling in a corner.
I hope Stavros wasn't singed too bad.
posted by svenvog at 5:09 PM on November 22, 2004

how do you expect me to mourn all the dead chickens of the past if you keep pointing out all the dead chickens of the present?
posted by quonsar at 5:13 PM on November 22, 2004

it's a government coverup.

there was no lightning bolt.

they are trying to hide the horrifying truth
posted by exlotuseater at 5:16 PM on November 22, 2004

When will the carnage end? When we run out of bar-b-que sauce.
posted by Dick Paris at 5:26 PM on November 22, 2004

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.
posted by bitpart at 5:26 PM on November 22, 2004

I really don't know whether the act-of-god chickens or the miracle-of-science chickens are more horrifying.
posted by damehex at 5:28 PM on November 22, 2004