advergaming, newsgaming, political games, simulations and edutainment

November 27, 2004 9:32 AM

Water Cooler Gamesis a blog devoted to "video games with an agenda. It is about games that go beyond entertainment." They cover pretty much all you would expect from the recent furor over JFK Reloaded to Russian plans to create "patriotic video games in hopes to replace the popular DOOM".
Along the way they found time to play the single most unsafe for anywhere anyone might conceivably see what you were doing game - orgasm girl (link goes to the blog discussion, not directly to the game).
posted by thatwhichfalls (10 comments total)

sorry, posts about propagandist video games aren't complete without America's Army.
posted by wah at 10:10 AM on November 27, 2004

I'd just like to point out that flash game in your last link uses the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' as an underscore...for you doing things to an unconscious girl. Definitely the weirdest/creepiest part of my day.
posted by Be'lal at 10:50 AM on November 27, 2004

Fishpong! Those wacky folks at the MIT Media Labs present a Fishpong, a new game designed to "encourage spontaneous social interaction among coffeehouse patrons." You sit down at your table and find the tabletop has electronic "fish" swimming around in it. Use your cup to bat them towards your friends. Provides whole minutes of fun!

Remember, you can't spell "intermittently amusing" without MIT.
posted by barjo at 10:59 AM on November 27, 2004

The comments on the orgasm girl game make me feel like I need a shower.

It is feasible.
Get her nipple erect through her bra.
(Having first removed the panties)
Then, make sure you have the sleeping pills ready and while the orgasm meter is boosted up from the nipple rubbing (right nipple - just keep rubbing gently) go up and down her vagina slowly.
By the time she's about to wake up, she should be near orgasm. Use the sleeping pills (doesn't sound the least bit perverted) and get back to rubbing the vagina. You should get it after a few tries.

Sage advice for our times, I guess.
posted by ticopelp at 11:26 AM on November 27, 2004

Wow, they mentioned Socks Rocks The Hill! I'll forever hold a little bitterness in my heart that Nintendo's no-political-games policy stopped me from playing as Bill Clinton's cat in a quest (I seem to remember from all those years ago) to defuse the Rush Limb Bomb.
posted by terpsichoria at 12:18 PM on November 27, 2004

"Orgasm Girl"? Sounds like MacPlaymate, from way back in 1986. Is there nothing new under the sun?
posted by meehawl at 12:38 PM on November 27, 2004

Orgasm Girl

Because the only way geeks who waste entire days playing video games are going to bring a girl to orgasm is in a video game.
posted by dobbs at 1:37 PM on November 27, 2004

Damn, the OrgasmGirl game link isn't working.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 4:01 PM on November 27, 2004

Oh, here it is.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 4:12 PM on November 27, 2004

I don't know which lesson this game imparts is more disturbing: the idea that mutual consciousness is an impediment to sexual relations or the expectation of 1500 gold pieces for making a girl climax.

i cant get this girl to orgasm!
ahhhhhhhh icant get her to orgasm
I never did get her to come even still...I just suck at it i guess...

Quelle suprise.
posted by bibliowench at 5:25 PM on November 27, 2004