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November 29, 2004 1:43 PM   Subscribe

Jesus called me at 5 a.m. in the morning in September of 1969 to carry the cross across America.
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If Jesus called me I would totally *69 him to see where he was calling from.
posted by bondcliff at 1:47 PM on November 29, 2004


What's this about an orbital cross?
posted by inksyndicate at 1:50 PM on November 29, 2004


A gun, on a cross with a wheel, now that is one strange metaphore!
posted by michaelonfs at 1:52 PM on November 29, 2004


The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
posted by Doug at 1:53 PM on November 29, 2004


Jesus is really fucking rude. If you're going to ask for a pointless errand, have the decency to call after 8 (10 on a weekend). Poor Arthur probably thought his mom was dying or something.
posted by Mayor Curley at 1:56 PM on November 29, 2004


Jesus must be a JW.
posted by bondcliff at 1:57 PM on November 29, 2004


There's a guy that walks the Oregon coast with a cross, all summer long. I don't know if this is the same guy. I saw him twice last year and noticed a couple amusing things:

1) his cross has a 20" bike wheel attached at the bottom. If you're going to sacrifice and struggle, I really think dragging the cross is part of the point.

2) the underside of the cross he rested against his shoulder was heavily padded. Again with the lack of sacrifice. It's supposed to be hard and difficult.

Again, not sure if it's the same guy, but certainly someone from the same genre of modern day re-enactors.
posted by mathowie at 2:02 PM on November 29, 2004


The leaves of brown came tumblin' down, remember
In September in the rain
The sun went out just like a dying ember
That September in the rain

To every word of love I heard you whisper
The raindrops seemed to play a sweet refrain

Though spring is here, to me it's still September
That September in the rain

------ harmonica solo ------

To every word of love I heard you whisper
The raindrops seemed to play a sweet refrain

Though spring is here, to me it's still September
That September in the rain
That September in the rain.

-Dinah Wahington
posted by clavdivs at 2:06 PM on November 29, 2004


This guy does have a wheel too, but I don't know if it's a bike wheel.
posted by abcde at 2:08 PM on November 29, 2004


Double post, and a mediocre one compared to the original.
posted by mek at 2:09 PM on November 29, 2004


With the orbital cross, would I get good reception of all christian channels on my TV?
posted by dov3 at 2:10 PM on November 29, 2004


I think it's great. Carrying the cross is a metaphor that Christians do every day. The more you tell us to fuck off, the more we carry it.

The guy uses it to evangelize.

Now get the chip off your shoulders and leave him alone.
posted by dancingbaptist at 2:15 PM on November 29, 2004


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