Comments on: Santa! FUCK YEAH!

Santa! FUCK YEAH!

XQUZYPHYR — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 19:44:31 -0800

From the Holly-Jolly uber-conservatives at Human Events comes a patriotic selection of Christmas ornaments, including George W. Bush (with extra sparkle!) and what appears to be the Team America Santa.

By: Evstar

Evstar — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 19:48:58 -0800

Why the fuck would anyone want George Bush on their christmas tree? Regardless of political stance.

By: Bugbread

Bugbread — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 19:51:29 -0800

As the Brits would say, "for irony". (Yeah, I know that's not exactly what irony means in the dictionary, but most Brits I know use it this way)

By: cj_

cj_ — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:17:34 -0800

I didn't realize Santa Claus was an American. His reputation for going around and giving stuff away for free would, I think, put him solidly in the Liberal camp.

By: Arch Stanton

Arch Stanton — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:20:29 -0800

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. I am happy that Santa is with us and not against us though.

By: pxe2000

pxe2000 — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:30:31 -0800

the shrub ornament looks like liberace.

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:32:45 -0800

ok, XQUZYPHYR, I can't reach that site, mefi must be straining it...but I just want to go on record as saying I see Bush more in the elf role than as St. Nick. But that's just me, and for those of you $200+kers who do see him as Santa, don't forget to leave out some milk & cookies.

By: hopeless romantique

hopeless romantique — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:33:03 -0800

Ohhh, so the reason why Santa's never visited me before isn't because I'm not Christian, but rather that I'm not patriotic. I get it now! And I thought the issue was the whole "Jewish" thing. The world makes sense again. Carry on, carry on.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:37:56 -0800

Why the fuck would anyone want George Bush on their christmas tree? Regardless of political stance. ...and yet, the idea of pluggin' in the juice, flicking the switch, and lighting that fucker up like he was in ole sparky has an almost magnetic attraction for me...

By: interrobang

interrobang — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:43:30 -0800

Aww, madamjujujive. He looks so innocent and edible as a cookie.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:47:49 -0800

Rich kids get better presents. Santa's a Republican.

By: geologic time includes now

geologic time includes now — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:48:21 -0800

including George W. Bush I thought it looked more like Orrin Hatch. And maybe Santa cost more because they had to pay the dude off to get him to pose in that coat.

By: orange clock

orange clock — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:52:29 -0800

I can't believe George W. Bush is President. I just cannot believe it.

By: moonbird

moonbird — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:53:51 -0800

jesus will like us if we chop down a tree and put a graven image of our leader on it... oh, wait...

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:59:31 -0800

The leaves of brown came tumblin' down, remember In September in the rain The sun went out just like a dying ember That September in the rain To every word of love I heard you whisper The raindrops seemed to play a sweet refrain Though spring is here, to me it's still September That September in the rain ------ harmonica solo ------ To every word of love I heard you whisper The raindrops seemed to play a sweet refrain Though spring is here, to me it's still September That September in the rain That September in the rain -Dinah Washington

By: BradNelson

BradNelson — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 21:46:50 -0800

Why the fuck would anyone want George Bush on their christmas tree? As someone who voted for Bush, I cannot agree more. Stupid.

By: dirigibleman

dirigibleman — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 22:03:33 -0800

Santa wears all red and gives presents to people regardless of their income level. Dude's a fuckin' commie.

By: ronin21

ronin21 — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 22:19:51 -0800

And where are the WMDs with extra sparkle? Surely Our Leader (wasn't his mother a virgin?) has reason for being a hollow ornament!

By: NewBornHippy

NewBornHippy — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 23:08:13 -0800

$49.95 for the Republican Party Animal -- what a bargain. I'm buying several for my friends and family.

By: dougunderscorenelso

dougunderscorenelso — Tue, 30 Nov 2004 07:11:51 -0800

dirigible: hahahahaha.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Tue, 30 Nov 2004 07:33:33 -0800

Damn you, XQUZYPHYR! I was planning a FPP on bizarre Christmas ornaments... er..I just had to find more than one link. Crush The Liberals Holiday Ornaments because nothing says "Have a holly, jolly Christmas" quite like an elephant peeing on a liberal. Or what about a Sterling Silver "Support Our Troops" Christmas Ball for $29.95? Just in case you wanted to support the troops without taking the chance of possibly scratching your car's paint. (Or without actually asking congress to increase death/medical benefits for the troops.)

By: Skeptic

Skeptic — Tue, 30 Nov 2004 13:24:40 -0800

Why the fuck would anyone want George Bush on their christmas tree? Regardless of political stance. Well, if you were to put the question as "who would want to see George Bush hanging from a tree?", I guess the answer would be "quite a lot of people!".