Why can't I own Canadians?

December 1, 2004 10:25 AM

A letter to Dr. Laura -- and a response. This is so old, but I just found the link. An open letter to Dr. Laura that was forwarded to death has received a "divine" response. Could be true, could be false, but a thorough search didn't reveal the original link. So, spank me if this sucks.
posted by gsb (8 comments total)

Actually, I hadn't seen this before, and I appreciate it. But I'll still spank you if you want me to...
posted by Plinko at 10:29 AM on December 1, 2004

Yeah, but WWJD?
posted by nofundy at 10:30 AM on December 1, 2004

damn n00b, grab your ankles :>
posted by DBAPaul at 10:36 AM on December 1, 2004

When in doubt, gsb, always consult your friendly neighbourhood Snopes
posted by Robot Johnny at 10:39 AM on December 1, 2004

Where, anywhere in this link, does it say Schlessinger write this response? It looks like some random blogger trying to be clever by offering a response to a four-year-old e-mail forward.

Not to dogpile, gsb, but this FPP is shit. Sorry.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 10:50 AM on December 1, 2004

Yeah, well, like I said; it could be bullshit. I didn't find the link over here so I thought it might be interesting, the quotable tracts are pretty extreme but good to note.

Anyway, I'm just annoyed that she didn't answer this question to my satisfaction: Why can't I own Canadians?

Why?
posted by gsb at 10:57 AM on December 1, 2004

November 2nd is to political FPPs as ___ _______ is to religious FPPs.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 11:16 AM on December 1, 2004

I want to chime in and say that snopes is an excellent resource for checking into this kind of thing before you make an arse of yourself.

(See also: This Dr. Laura? She vibrates?)
posted by kalessin at 11:17 AM on December 1, 2004