For the person who already has an anal massage

December 5, 2004 11:13 PM

PETsMART follows Target's lead. Now I have something to buy for the people who already have an anal massage...
posted by qDot (28 comments total)

For those who arn't seeing it...

- Put your face close to the screen and move back slowly
- Try and look "behind" the monitor
- Try crossing your eyes

Those didn't work?

- Notice the strategic bow placement in the picture

Now either feel stupid, or start yelling "perv!" at all of us who it jumped out at.
posted by qDot at 11:16 PM on December 5, 2004

Some proofreader's out of a job...
posted by blm at 11:19 PM on December 5, 2004

Sure, blame the image problems on the proofreaders....
posted by interrobang at 11:29 PM on December 5, 2004

Here it is isolated form the rest.
posted by O9scar at 11:33 PM on December 5, 2004

from the rest, that is.
posted by O9scar at 11:35 PM on December 5, 2004

*titters*
posted by The God Complex at 11:41 PM on December 5, 2004

I'm dense. What the hell is going on?
posted by cmonkey at 11:50 PM on December 5, 2004

Still not seeing it? Cock it up to poor vision.
posted by pmbuko at 11:57 PM on December 5, 2004

heh "cock" heh
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 12:15 AM on December 6, 2004

cmonkey, It's the title of the books not an image.
posted by Jim Jones at 12:23 AM on December 6, 2004

uh, heh, heh ... uh... heh, heh... he said, "cock" ... uh, heh, heh, uhh... is this really "the best of the web"?! If so, the web sure has changed.
posted by SpecialK at 12:36 AM on December 6, 2004

Yes it has, now there so much porn it crops up inadvertently.
posted by TheSpook at 12:55 AM on December 6, 2004

Dude, people have been laughing at "cock" on the web since the '60s. It is what joins all of us together, in a giant quilt of faces, bathed in the light of a monitor, tittering over the word "cock." It may not be the best of the web, but I'm pretty sure it's the tie that binds.
posted by 235w103 at 12:58 AM on December 6, 2004

I had the worse experience: I kept thinking that I could see the word 'cock' on the page but just couldn't find it anywhere...

Most unnerving
posted by blindsam at 1:14 AM on December 6, 2004

this has flown totally over my head. someone please tell us teh funny.
posted by glenwood at 5:18 AM on December 6, 2004

They seem to have chaged the page. Were we supposed to see "Cock for Dummies" or something?
posted by zwemer at 5:33 AM on December 6, 2004

Yeah, the book was Cockateels for Dummies, but a big bow was covering the -ateels part.
posted by sciurus at 6:01 AM on December 6, 2004

Does anyone have a cached version of that image? I work for the company that publishes Dummies books and I'm good friends with the Dummies publicist and he'd LOVE to see that. It would probably make his day. It would be highly appreciated.
posted by spicynuts at 6:42 AM on December 6, 2004

spicynuts, here.
posted by rafter at 6:49 AM on December 6, 2004

Rafter, THANK YOU OH SO MUCH!
posted by spicynuts at 6:57 AM on December 6, 2004

And while shopping for presents, don't forget to pick up a case of Cock Brand Coconut Juice.
posted by Fuzzy Monster at 7:03 AM on December 6, 2004

Eh.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 7:23 AM on December 6, 2004

2005 is the year of the cock, folks. It's only appropriate.
posted by Alison at 7:46 AM on December 6, 2004

Cute picture, but it's not on the PETsMART site anymore.
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:22 AM on December 6, 2004

Almost makes me nostalgic for all those "ElectionFilter" posts.
posted by briank at 8:24 AM on December 6, 2004

Um, some the story is the PetSmart has a joke page on their site that they've already pulled? Wow.

Best of the Web indeed.
posted by fenriq at 9:10 AM on December 6, 2004

err, that some should be So the story....
posted by fenriq at 9:11 AM on December 6, 2004

This cock...it vibrates?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:50 AM on December 6, 2004