Comments on: When Santas go bad

When Santas go bad

dismitree — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 11:05:35 -0800

When Santas Go Bad. Apparently, they brawl.

By: joelf

joelf — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 11:26:05 -0800

Rudolph was seen fleeing the scene with a bloody nose, and an elf who wished to remain anonymous has informed police of the where about of the godfather. Mounties were dispatched to the North Pole to apprehend the suspect, also charged with illegally distributing goods and multiple counts of break and enter.

By: andrew cooke

andrew cooke — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 11:28:15 -0800

here?

By: MonkeySaltedNuts

MonkeySaltedNuts — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 11:29:43 -0800

No word in the article if they were associated with Santarchy, but with drunken Santas it is a good bet. Mefi, Google. Then again, none of the news stories, mention Santarchy.

By: amarynth

amarynth — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 12:02:41 -0800

Gareth Slaymaker is an awesome name.

By: fungible

fungible — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 12:18:48 -0800

They mosh, they brawl, what's next? Setting themselves on fire?

By: dov3

dov3 — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 13:20:43 -0800

If Santa is naughty, does he get presents on Christmas?

By: AnnaRat

AnnaRat — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 15:26:38 -0800

Or when good Santas cancel for operational reasons

By: Balisong

Balisong — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 15:55:01 -0800

That's just like "The Man"... Squash the Jolly right out of Santa himself...

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 19:03:12 -0800

Apparently, they brawl. Also, they apparently molest the elves. When I clicked on dismitree's link and saw the photo of all the Santas in the street, I misread the caption as "The Santa race has taken Newtown since 2001." You know, the Santa race, like a master race, only jollier. I mean, what race did you think the centuries-old Santa was from?

By: sycophant

sycophant — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 20:03:07 -0800

I've been booked to edit a TV special about Santachy this year. Looks like it ought to be interesting :)