Comments on: Being an egg gets you laid.

Being an egg gets you laid.

fatllama — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:04:55 -0800

Shower gel gets you laid. iTunes gets you laid. National Public Radio gets you laid. Craigslist gets you laid (if you're a Republican). Obscure Jewish humor apparel gets you laid. Going vegan gets you laid, unless you're a nice guy, natch. [All links SWF. First link leads to an advert that may not be.]

By: nofundy

nofundy — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:13:20 -0800

Advertisers are just sooo creative! Forgot a few (million): beer gets you laid, shiny new cars get you laid, coffee gets you laid, ad infinitum.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:14:26 -0800

You what gets me laid? My penis. Yep.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:15:06 -0800

Jeeeeeez, I suck. You KNOW what gets me laid? Apparently not my utter lack of ability to proof my witticisms. I'm gonna go inhale some hair spray.

By: pmbuko

pmbuko — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:33:20 -0800

The iTunes link is pretty funny. The selected plalist in the screenshot of the iTunes window says "Hi. I'm Harry. Harry Arschlock. Room B105." The last name is pretty close to "asshole" in German. Ok, then. I thought it was funny.

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:35:38 -0800

DEFINITION: NICE GUY - A term used by a woman to depict a male who is courteous, considerate, and dependable, and therefore undesirable as a mate. (Syns: Gentleman, True Friend). Ha HA ha...mho the use of "nice guy" is about the only positive thing you can say when describing him. Feel "nice" means tool like jerk. Think about it the next time you only describe a male friend as "nice." Also, how can he be dependable if he can't accomplish his sexual needs.

By: fatllama

fatllama — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:40:48 -0800

BitternessFilter: According to the last site linked, the week before Valentine's Day is officially Dump Your Significant Jerk Week. Heh.

By: john m

john m — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:58:44 -0800

From the iTunes link: "One neighbor has playlists of Swedish hip-hop..." Seriously, can someone point me towards some representative Swedish hip-hop?

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 11:02:40 -0800

Swedish hip-hop Dr. Alban

By: scarabic

scarabic — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 11:06:01 -0800

Amusing post - thanks

By: borkingchikapa

borkingchikapa — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 11:11:42 -0800

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_hip_hop

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 11:16:35 -0800

I fucking wish.

By: juiceCake

juiceCake — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 11:20:08 -0800

Seriously, can someone point me towards some representative Swedish hip-hop? No, but some of Steve Malkmus's stuff is said to have a Swedish Reggae sound.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 11:59:09 -0800

C'mon. We're a bunch of internet geeks. Nothing will get us laid.

By: rainbaby

rainbaby — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 12:12:32 -0800

Except perhaps the internet itself. . .

By: hughbot

hughbot — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 12:20:59 -0800

Oddly enough, yesterday in the library at my school, some girl came up to me and complimented me on my music. I didn't even realize I was sharing it, and I have a girlfreind, so it did not, however led to sex.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 12:44:18 -0800

jonmc, apparently you're not aware of Cruisingforsex.com. Sure, its a gay hook up site, oh wait, NOW you're getting picky about the laying part? Geez!

By: kickingtheground

kickingtheground — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 12:48:24 -0800

Oddly enough, yesterday in the library at my school, some girl came up to me and complimented me on my music. I didn't even realize I was sharing it...

Sounds to me like a subtle hint that your headphones were way too loud.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 12:50:05 -0800

fenriq, sites like that are merely technologically updated versions of the little black book or the men's room wall for people who'd be getting some anyway. The actual netizens, hey, if we had any social aptitude we wouldn't be hanging out online. :)

By: zoogleplex

zoogleplex — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 12:54:22 -0800

Only 2 things seem to have ever reliably gotten me laid: playing guitar in a hair band; girls being drunk. Often the two were combined, but since I don't play out anymore, the latter is theoretically predominant now (tho that doesn't seem to be working too well either). Of course I'd like to be optimistic and think it was my personal attractiveness and scintillating personality doing it for me... but I know better.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 12:58:09 -0800

Only 2 things seem to have ever reliably gotten me laid: playing guitar in a hair band; girls being drunk Heh. Know the feelin' , zoogleplex my man.

By: zoogleplex

zoogleplex — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 13:12:48 -0800

Hahaha, jonny... yeah I know you know it! hehehe... cracked me up, thanx. Party on.

By: mudpuppie

mudpuppie — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 14:47:34 -0800

Did it occur to anyone else that fatllama was googling for things help you get laid? (Or are we not supposed to mention that?)

By: zoogleplex

zoogleplex — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:09:53 -0800

You mean that's not normal? Maybe I need a big change in my life.

By: inksyndicate

inksyndicate — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:27:12 -0800

Being on NPR has not gotten me laid.

By: fatllama

fatllama — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:28:09 -0800

Mudpuppie - Ha ha. Somehow the second and third thinks crossed my path independently this morning so then I went hunting since I smelled a decent FPP. And I'm none the wiser, btw. Also, regarding Swedish hip hop, anyone know if that genre is represented in dobbs' now famous List? Just curious.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:58:58 -0800

From the NPR link: Women are sending an additional signal: "I consider myself smart and sophisticated and if I get pregnant, I will have an abortion. I might consider a three-way." Now what Fantasy Island did they get that idea from? And I must say...being a female makes it laughably easy to get laid.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:09:56 -0800

Well, duh, SL of G, theat's the one power women have over men and you all weild it with relish, don'tcha? Of course, the only reason men do anything is in the hopes than women will exercise that power on them in particular. It's a circle of insanity, it is.

By: krinklyfig

krinklyfig — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:33:16 -0800

I don't know anything about Swedish hip hop, but if it will get me laid, then I'll happily sign your petition.

By: krinklyfig

krinklyfig — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:41:02 -0800

Of course, the only reason men do anything is in the hopes than women will exercise that power on them in particular. It's a circle of insanity, it is. Yeah, but without this ever-present motivator, there would be no funk music, and that would be bad.

By: pumpkinhead

pumpkinhead — Sun, 19 Dec 2004 04:23:07 -0800

Metafilter gets you laid! Ok, maybe not... It would be nice though.