Christmas Letters to Christopher Walken

December 17, 2004 11:16 AM

Christmas Letters to Christopher Walken - Santa not coming through? Try Mr. Creepy.
posted by amandaudoff (26 comments total)

I lik yor hairs.

This is great!
posted by Robot Johnny at 11:20 AM on December 17, 2004

Mr. Walken, please send Kolb from PA a "testa coil"
posted by Juicylicious at 11:23 AM on December 17, 2004

Eh.






No, seriously, this is good stuff. But I wanted more, dammit! More letters!
posted by soyjoy at 11:26 AM on December 17, 2004

I think I wrote the 'An Aquaintance' letter. Oh wait, I think I'm Christopher Walken.
posted by OmieWise at 11:27 AM on December 17, 2004

Can someone explain the last one? Or is there just no explanation?
posted by Four Flavors at 11:30 AM on December 17, 2004

This thread needs more cowbell.
posted by anomie at 11:32 AM on December 17, 2004

This is great
posted by cmonkey at 11:35 AM on December 17, 2004

Much as I love his stuff, this is like the third or fourth time we've FPPed Brandon Bird's web site.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 11:37 AM on December 17, 2004

New to me, some are pretty funny.

Happy ChristopherWalkenDay!
posted by fenriq at 11:43 AM on December 17, 2004

That's funny, I used to live in that dorm.
We were just as pretentious and odd then, too.

These people, notwithstanding, are twunts.
posted by metaculpa at 11:50 AM on December 17, 2004

<---- You in dear hunter

Great stuff.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 11:56 AM on December 17, 2004

I wrote a letter to Walken, and all he brought me was this smelly gold watch.
posted by MrBaliHai at 11:57 AM on December 17, 2004

Hey there, little man.
posted by cortex at 12:27 PM on December 17, 2004

I wrote a letter to Walken, and all he brought me was this smelly gold watch.

Well, you know where you can put that.
posted by y2karl at 1:14 PM on December 17, 2004

I will start combing my hair straight up...tonight!

Good stuff.
posted by 1016 at 1:59 PM on December 17, 2004

He's such a Svenjolly.
posted by mudpuppie at 2:32 PM on December 17, 2004

Much as I love his stuff, this is like the third or fourth time we've FPPed Brandon Bird's web site.

We've linked to CNN, BBC, MSNBC, etc., hundreds of times for far worse links than this. It's not a link to his site as much as it is to this particular (new) piece. I'm ok with it if it's as fun as this one ;)
posted by The God Complex at 4:03 PM on December 17, 2004

Agreed Anomie. I've got Christmas fever. And the only prescription? Is more cowbell.
posted by miss lynnster at 4:30 PM on December 17, 2004

You know, I once was in love with a girl who wrote me letters like this. Sure miss that.

Maybe it would happen again if I learn to dance and act.
posted by weston at 7:56 PM on December 17, 2004

Oh God, I'm laughing so hard.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:14 PM on December 17, 2004

By the way, I hope you all get the otters thing. Google is your friend.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:15 PM on December 17, 2004

This thread needs more cowbell.


posted by filmgoerjuan at 9:37 PM on December 17, 2004

posted by y2karl at 9:58 PM on December 17, 2004

I personally most prefer the [Edward] Norton Defiant Wall Clock.
posted by gohlkus at 4:49 AM on December 18, 2004

ha... just got the otter one... for a moment I thought the card was refering to stem cell research.
posted by yossarian1 at 7:05 AM on December 18, 2004

Wow. That's just awesome. This is what Mefi is for...



I love you guys.
posted by ODiV at 12:22 PM on December 18, 2004