Christmas Letters to Christopher Walken
December 17, 2004 11:16 AM   Subscribe

Christmas Letters to Christopher Walken - Santa not coming through? Try Mr. Creepy.
posted by amandaudoff (25 comments total)
 
I lik yor hairs.

This is great!
posted by Robot Johnny at 11:20 AM on December 17, 2004


Mr. Walken, please send Kolb from PA a "testa coil"
posted by Juicylicious at 11:23 AM on December 17, 2004


Eh.






No, seriously, this is good stuff. But I wanted more, dammit! More letters!
posted by soyjoy at 11:26 AM on December 17, 2004


I think I wrote the 'An Aquaintance' letter. Oh wait, I think I'm Christopher Walken.
posted by OmieWise at 11:27 AM on December 17, 2004


Can someone explain the last one? Or is there just no explanation?
posted by Four Flavors at 11:30 AM on December 17, 2004


This thread needs more cowbell.
posted by anomie at 11:32 AM on December 17, 2004


This is great
posted by cmonkey at 11:35 AM on December 17, 2004


New to me, some are pretty funny.

Happy ChristopherWalkenDay!
posted by fenriq at 11:43 AM on December 17, 2004


That's funny, I used to live in that dorm.
We were just as pretentious and odd then, too.

These people, notwithstanding, are twunts.
posted by metaculpa at 11:50 AM on December 17, 2004


<---- You in dear hunter

Great stuff.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 11:56 AM on December 17, 2004


I wrote a letter to Walken, and all he brought me was this smelly gold watch.
posted by MrBaliHai at 11:57 AM on December 17, 2004


Hey there, little man.
posted by cortex at 12:27 PM on December 17, 2004


I wrote a letter to Walken, and all he brought me was this smelly gold watch.

Well, you know where you can put that.
posted by y2karl at 1:14 PM on December 17, 2004


I will start combing my hair straight up...tonight!

Good stuff.
posted by 1016 at 1:59 PM on December 17, 2004


He's such a Svenjolly.
posted by mudpuppie at 2:32 PM on December 17, 2004


Much as I love his stuff, this is like the third or fourth time we've FPPed Brandon Bird's web site.

We've linked to CNN, BBC, MSNBC, etc., hundreds of times for far worse links than this. It's not a link to his site as much as it is to this particular (new) piece. I'm ok with it if it's as fun as this one ;)
posted by The God Complex at 4:03 PM on December 17, 2004


Agreed Anomie. I've got Christmas fever. And the only prescription? Is more cowbell.
posted by miss lynnster at 4:30 PM on December 17, 2004


You know, I once was in love with a girl who wrote me letters like this. Sure miss that.

Maybe it would happen again if I learn to dance and act.
posted by weston at 7:56 PM on December 17, 2004


Oh God, I'm laughing so hard.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:14 PM on December 17, 2004


By the way, I hope you all get the otters thing. Google is your friend.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:15 PM on December 17, 2004


This thread needs more cowbell.

More cowbell
posted by filmgoerjuan at 9:37 PM on December 17, 2004



posted by y2karl at 9:58 PM on December 17, 2004


I personally most prefer the [Edward] Norton Defiant Wall Clock.
posted by gohlkus at 4:49 AM on December 18, 2004


ha... just got the otter one... for a moment I thought the card was refering to stem cell research.
posted by yossarian1 at 7:05 AM on December 18, 2004


Wow. That's just awesome. This is what Mefi is for...



I love you guys.
posted by ODiV at 12:22 PM on December 18, 2004


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