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December 17, 2004 11:21 AM   Subscribe

Rectal Foreign Bodies Courtesy of Rectal Foreign Bodies . ( (NSFW maybe) )
posted by protocool (18 comments total)

 
Okay, the ketchup bottle I can rationalize. But the gun?! Wasn't that on Boston Legal a couple of weeks ago?
posted by amandaudoff at 11:25 AM on December 17, 2004


also here
posted by bluno at 11:37 AM on December 17, 2004


Not responsible!
posted by Faint of Butt at 11:44 AM on December 17, 2004


Ow, ow, ouch.
posted by jim-of-oz at 11:49 AM on December 17, 2004


man. oh. man.
posted by quonsar at 11:57 AM on December 17, 2004


...and Golden Oldies Week Marathon continues at KMFI - don't turn that dial!
posted by trondant at 11:57 AM on December 17, 2004


Actually, the gun was on CSI last week but it was a much smaller pistol. How anyone decides to jam a gun up their butt is beyond me.

And quonsar, I thought you were headed here. The last pic on the front page looks particularly awful.
posted by fenriq at 12:00 PM on December 17, 2004


If I see another post on rectal foreign bodies I swear I'm gonna shove my false teeth right up my...oh never mind.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 12:01 PM on December 17, 2004


How anyone decides to jam a gun up their butt is beyond me.

perhaps someone else "decided" for them.
posted by brevator at 12:24 PM on December 17, 2004


does this include asspennies?
posted by Swampjazz! at 12:37 PM on December 17, 2004


Who are you dating to get dentures up there?

Senior citizens? Hockey players?
posted by AlexReynolds at 12:52 PM on December 17, 2004


does this include asspennies?

Do you think you're better than me? You're not better than me!
posted by Guy Innagorillasuit at 1:38 PM on December 17, 2004


I think the gun-in-the-bum is faked. Note how the gun is flat...as though the person was lying on it whilst the xray was taken.
posted by fandango_matt at 2:54 PM on December 17, 2004


nice swampjazz...
posted by bardic at 7:30 PM on December 17, 2004


Note how the gun is flat...as though the person was lying on it whilst the xray was taken.

... or stuffed in their waistband, or photochopped.
posted by onshi at 11:07 PM on December 17, 2004


I don't care what anybody says, I think "Rectal Foreign Bodies" is a GREAT name for a band.
posted by Enron Hubbard at 3:07 AM on December 18, 2004


Rather typically I have been unable to find a record of the news story about a group of German soldiers inserting a live hand grenade into the anus of one of their comrades as a hazing ritual from about 7-8 years ago.

This is indeed a shame as googling for topics like "German grenade anal insertion" has left me with a sour taste in my mouth.

Oh those lovable Germans...
posted by longbaugh at 5:27 AM on December 18, 2004


The second ancedote on this page: I actually went to a party with a nurse who worked on the same case. He added to the guy's discharge instructions something to the effect of "Keep second fish on hand in the event that the first one thaws." EMTs and ER nurses have the best cocktail party stories ever!
posted by echolalia67 at 4:52 PM on December 18, 2004


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