Comments on: the best ever death metal band out of denton

the best ever death metal band out of denton

scrim — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 14:59:09 -0800

"Face-crushing guitars, head-pounding drums, bass so low you'll vacate your bowels, and vocals so scorching, so extreme they simply can't be human! They're not." You cannot dodge the talons of hate.

By: monju_bosatsu

monju_bosatsu — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:01:37 -0800

By: jba

jba — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:07:48 -0800

Perhaps AfroNinja Vs. Laserhead will make this post worth it:

By: sonofsamiam

sonofsamiam — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:11:30 -0800

Wow! It did!

By: scrim

scrim — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:13:31 -0800

whoops, that double post certainly didn't turn up in any of the searches I did. ah well.

By: cmonkey

cmonkey — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:13:41 -0800

RAIN OF TERROR

By: prettyboyfloyd

prettyboyfloyd — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:20:50 -0800

Sometimes double posts can be sort of nostalgic, like tasting madeleines or something, Ah, June 24th....you seem so far away. Unfortunately the only memory likely to come up is a cubicle and the crappy white noise machine they used to have in my old office. I think I may actuallty _listen_ to hatebeak this time. To Scrim's credit I did a search for hatebeak on remembering this post and initially nothing came up...

By: Captaintripps

Captaintripps — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:23:18 -0800

It reminded me to search for icebike and I found that I shouldn't post it.

By: zoogleplex

zoogleplex — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:24:23 -0800

This sort of metal jumped the shark a loooooooong time ago (in my opinion, of course), so why not put a parrot in as lead vocals? And those guys in the pic above in cmonkey's post? The kids we made fun of, at the Rockaway Mall, NJ, circa 1984. I think the second dude from the right might have played guitar for Twisted Sister tho!

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:26:18 -0800

cmonkey: stop! please stop! I'm terrorized. In fact, I may have to bring a lawsuit against you...I'm definitely feeling as though my skin is falling off, my eyes are bleeding, I've lost my balance, and my toes are no longer able to play the violin.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:31:50 -0800

Woah, is that guy on the right wearing a Coil T-shirt?

By: dhoyt

dhoyt — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:09:00 -0800

By: bryce

bryce — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:12:41 -0800

Why does the title say "out of denton"? Is that supposed to be Denton, Texas? I'm in Denton, and I'm confused. But that guy eating a large hamburger is pretty funny.

By: zoogleplex

zoogleplex — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:12:51 -0800

Wait, they're from Denton? You mean, in Texas? You mean, I was just there in November and did not get to burn in the agony that is HATEBEAK??? *heartbroken* Uh, PS, when did this turn into a Fark Photoshop Thread??

By: jba

jba — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:18:31 -0800

*raises hand*

By: Captaintripps

Captaintripps — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:24:07 -0800

Cleanup in thread 37945.

By: dmd

dmd — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:25:29 -0800

And I thought I was the only one who loves The Mountain Goats.

By: 327.ca

327.ca — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:32:40 -0800

Sometimes double posts can be sort of nostalgic, like tasting madeleines or something, Ah, June 24th....you seem so far away. Hah, that made me laugh. :-)

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:38:29 -0800

It just dawned on me that the Reptilian Records in question is the one I pass by on an almost weekly basis. Next time I'm in Fells Point I'll try to stop by and see if I can pick up some avian death metal of my own. (And the helmet-burger-dude is awesome.)

By: scrim

scrim — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:44:00 -0800

the whole denton thing, as dmd so awesomely points out, is a reference to the mountain goats, an awesome indie band/guy. here is some basic info.

By: Mach3avelli

Mach3avelli — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:47:17 -0800

Rock out with your cock out!

By: nylon

nylon — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:26:26 -0800

No-one mentioned the elephants last time, did they? Don't forget about the elephants.

By: furtive

furtive — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:33:15 -0800

Judas Priest called, they want their album cover back.

By: Fupped Duck

Fupped Duck — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:43:57 -0800

[This is good]

By: fletchmuy

fletchmuy — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:47:26 -0800

I feel it's safe to derail this thread at this point (understatement of the year), so I'd like to point out that the Mountain Goat's bio is the best I've read in a while. (Um, not that I read band bio's that often, but, you know: just sayin'.) That is all.

By: kickingtheground

kickingtheground — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 18:10:32 -0800

And I thought I was the only one who loves The Mountain Goats.

I think all Mountain Goats fans (and I'm one myself) feel that way.

By: Balisong

Balisong — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 18:16:03 -0800

Just what IS good enough to double post? What's your favorite double post? I say more badgers and all your base!! Pike!!

By: squirrel

squirrel — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:41:23 -0800

By: zoogleplex

zoogleplex — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 20:53:21 -0800

squirrel, dude, where did you get that picture of me and kenny at day camp puttin the beatdown on the only kid who was wimpier than we were? (i'm on the right) The rage had to go somewhere, man. That kid was our only outlet. We didn't want to hurt animals. /therapy helped

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 22:23:25 -0800

Re: AfroNinja Vs. Laserhead Please forgive my ignorance of the wonderfulness that is AN vs. LH, but I've never seen it before, and once I dried the tea out of my keyboard, I noticed that minus the Lhead, it appears as if he was so screwed up from missing his flip, that when he started up with the nunchaku again, he spontaneously fell... is this correct?

By: squidlarkin

squidlarkin — Sat, 18 Dec 2004 10:24:45 -0800

You are correct, sir.

By: jimfl

jimfl — Sat, 18 Dec 2004 10:39:22 -0800

I misread the title as "best ever death metal band out of detention."

By: ludwig_van

ludwig_van — Sat, 18 Dec 2004 14:41:41 -0800

Guy in a skeleton costume Comes up to the guy in the Superman suit Runs through him with a broadsword

By: nearo

nearo — Sat, 18 Dec 2004 19:42:32 -0800

the original afro ninja video is MUCH funnier than the one with Lhead