Comments on: Jose Miranda, Rumpologist

Jose Miranda, Rumpologist

gimonca — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 21:27:40 -0800

"The left cheek is the cheek of the future. The right cheek is the cheek of the present."

By: tellurian

tellurian — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 21:40:01 -0800

The Jacqueline Stallone site mentioned in the article.

By: rushmc

rushmc — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 22:01:21 -0800

The public's appetite for quackery and entertainment is surpassed only by its appetite for quack entertainment.

By: contraposto

contraposto — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 22:05:03 -0800

From the "Examples" gallery on Jackie Stallone's "Rumpology" site: "A Male Action Hero Movie Star". Hmm, wonder who that could be ... Doesn't strike me as any more or less ridiculous than palm reading or phrenology. Then again, palm reading and phrenology both strike me as pretty ridiculous.

By: You Should See the Other Guy

You Should See the Other Guy — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 22:06:12 -0800

Hey, she takes Paypal.

By: pemdasi

pemdasi — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 22:17:26 -0800

in re: Phrenology. A related "art," Physiognomy (the study of the face's meaning),

"influenced the descriptive abilities of many European novelists, notably Balzac; meanwhile, the 'Norwich connection' to physiognomy developed in the writings of Amelia Opie and the traveller and linguist George Borrow, besides a host of other nineteenth century English authors, notably the highly descriptive passages of characters and their physiognomical appearance in the novels of Charles Dickens and Thomas Hardy." (from the wikipedia link).

At least some quackery has uses.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 23:00:57 -0800

I wonder if she's got a crap clause, you know, if she gets crapped on then they pay her some amount. Because I'd be awfully tempted to unload something toxic on her and would like to know what kind of fines I might expect.

By: sharpener

sharpener — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 23:02:04 -0800

[this is ass.]

By: MikeKD

MikeKD — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 23:21:55 -0800

Quite possibly the most (I assume) unintentionally hilarious line: "I can't imagine anyone wasting their time and money on someone like this when there are so many legitimate psychics out there," she said. -Sheree Silver, president of the Shiloh Spiritual Center

By: stevis

stevis — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 00:19:00 -0800

This is absurd, idiotic, pointless, and I can't wait to see it.

By: nofundy

nofundy — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 06:38:06 -0800

"The left cheek is the cheek of the future. The right cheek is the cheek of the present." And in between the cheeks you will find what has passed.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 07:05:53 -0800

What an ingenious way to get a handful of ass. Kudos, rumpologist.

By: longbaugh

longbaugh — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 07:13:22 -0800

look into my browneye nofundy

By: nofundy

nofundy — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 07:57:07 -0800

look into my browneye nofundy posted by longbaugh at 7:13 AM PST on December 22 What's that smell?!?! ------------------------------- I predict shit. (rumpologist shingle) What an ass. (crowd response) Can I get a second opinion? (dissatisfied customer)

By: kindall

kindall — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 08:46:22 -0800

Ooh-ooh, that smell! Can't you smell that smell?

By: full_stop

full_stop — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 09:19:29 -0800

My favorite page...check out Jacqueline's photo album (in her biography). Second picture in the slide show. "With my wonderful children, Sylvester, Frank, and Tonian, a rear occsion at Spago's" (sic).

By: mcsweetie

mcsweetie — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 09:25:01 -0800

amigos...yo no soy brujo!