Wal Mart Sells It's Plan To Destroy America
December 28, 2004 8:17 AM Subscribe
Wal*Mart Selling Plans to Destroy America It looks like WalMart's secret plans for the destruction of America and the world are now for sale. Even better, it's at a 31 percent discount, just one payment of $7.55! Get yours today so you can join in the fun and destoy the world as we know it.
Or maybe it's just an anti-WalMart screed. I didn't buy it or read it, actually.
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I didn't buy it or read it, actually.
just like how you don't READ THIS SITE OHHHHHH BURRRRN.
posted by jimmy at 8:20 AM on December 28, 2004
just like how you don't READ THIS SITE OHHHHHH BURRRRN.
posted by jimmy at 8:20 AM on December 28, 2004
Wow. Just wow. I think if you have one of those little scroll wheels, it's only one click down. If you have a high res screen it's still on the front page. New low?
On preview, precisely what pomegranate said.
posted by The Bellman at 8:20 AM on December 28, 2004
On preview, precisely what pomegranate said.
posted by The Bellman at 8:20 AM on December 28, 2004
There's nothing like nubes pickin on nubes. It frees the rest of us up to make unreasonable requests to matt.
posted by Mick at 8:22 AM on December 28, 2004
posted by Mick at 8:22 AM on December 28, 2004
Zing, jimmy. Zing.
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:23 AM on December 28, 2004
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:23 AM on December 28, 2004
What stinks is I did read the site and still didn't see it, so I tried to do it right and still screwed up. Guess where I stopped? "Happy Reading." Dumbass newbie.
Not an auspcious start on Metafilter. Matt, please delete. :-(
posted by nathanrudy at 8:27 AM on December 28, 2004
Not an auspcious start on Metafilter. Matt, please delete. :-(
posted by nathanrudy at 8:27 AM on December 28, 2004
Oh, nut!
posted by orange clock at 8:37 AM on December 28, 2004
posted by orange clock at 8:37 AM on December 28, 2004
Hay you guys know what I really like? Pigs in teh blankets!!!
posted by naxosaxur at 8:38 AM on December 28, 2004
posted by naxosaxur at 8:38 AM on December 28, 2004
Stop! Stop!!!
NO ONE . . . is to start throwing until I say Jehovah!
posted by petebest at 8:45 AM on December 28, 2004
NO ONE . . . is to start throwing until I say Jehovah!
posted by petebest at 8:45 AM on December 28, 2004
Huh. And I thought it was all about the links. Personally, I found it pretty amusing.
Christ. No wonder I don't come around here anymore...
posted by lodurr at 8:58 AM on December 28, 2004
Christ. No wonder I don't come around here anymore...
posted by lodurr at 8:58 AM on December 28, 2004
This is why I will never post to the front page and remain locked up tighter than a drum.
Which is more ironic, however: the fact that Wal-Mart attempts to profit from the plotting of their downfall, or that this thread is more fun than the original?
posted by manicroom at 9:02 AM on December 28, 2004
Which is more ironic, however: the fact that Wal-Mart attempts to profit from the plotting of their downfall, or that this thread is more fun than the original?
posted by manicroom at 9:02 AM on December 28, 2004
Mani, it ain't that bad and you know it.
Posting to the front page is like falling in love: you'll know when it's right. And some people do it every 15 minutes. They can't help it.
The first one was serious. As long as this thread stays open, let's get the floggin' ropes out and work on our aim.
*THWAK* Wheee!
posted by chicobangs at 9:10 AM on December 28, 2004
Posting to the front page is like falling in love: you'll know when it's right. And some people do it every 15 minutes. They can't help it.
The first one was serious. As long as this thread stays open, let's get the floggin' ropes out and work on our aim.
*THWAK* Wheee!
posted by chicobangs at 9:10 AM on December 28, 2004
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.....
Mother, you know, sometimes you really piss me off.
posted by MotherTucker at 9:32 AM on December 28, 2004
Mother, you know, sometimes you really piss me off.
posted by MotherTucker at 9:32 AM on December 28, 2004
This is why I will never post to the front page and remain locked up tighter than a drum.
oh come on. who can't take a little humiliation every now and then? it's good for the soul. Jehovah!
it's usually good to search for the major term of your post (e.g. "WalMart" and "Wal-Mart") in the internal search and Google search first. it's quite easy to do.
dumbass.
posted by mrgrimm at 9:40 AM on December 28, 2004
oh come on. who can't take a little humiliation every now and then? it's good for the soul. Jehovah!
it's usually good to search for the major term of your post (e.g. "WalMart" and "Wal-Mart") in the internal search and Google search first. it's quite easy to do.
dumbass.
posted by mrgrimm at 9:40 AM on December 28, 2004
I had a dream last night involving psychic ghosts and a very half-life 2-like experience. I stole the gun and stole the ship but then I woke up so I'm not sure if I'm going to pull a gordon freeman and annihilate the evil portal.
posted by angry modem at 9:50 AM on December 28, 2004
posted by angry modem at 9:50 AM on December 28, 2004
That's it. I'm joining naxosaxur's gang now.
posted by apocalypse miaow at 9:51 AM on December 28, 2004
posted by apocalypse miaow at 9:51 AM on December 28, 2004
And... we've all become so accustomed to seeing the incorrect usage of "it's" as a possessive that we don't even notice it anymore (see the TITLE of this page). (dons asbestos suit :-)
posted by RichAromas at 9:52 AM on December 28, 2004
posted by RichAromas at 9:52 AM on December 28, 2004
the naxosaxur posse!
we rebel against any post you got.
posted by dabitch at 9:52 AM on December 28, 2004
we rebel against any post you got.
posted by dabitch at 9:52 AM on December 28, 2004
Wait! Don't stone me! Stone him!
My comment was made with a sense of mirth, not to poo poo anybody. The Wal-Mart thing has been done to death here, while talking smack never gets old.
Maybe one day, Chico... I too will arrive at Mefi, and leave a man.
posted by manicroom at 9:59 AM on December 28, 2004
My comment was made with a sense of mirth, not to poo poo anybody. The Wal-Mart thing has been done to death here, while talking smack never gets old.
Maybe one day, Chico... I too will arrive at Mefi, and leave a man.
posted by manicroom at 9:59 AM on December 28, 2004
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posted by Faint of Butt at 8:18 AM on December 28, 2004