Comments on: Great gift for the kids!

Great gift for the kids!

miss lynnster — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:05:14 -0800

Teddyport "Its discreet, its funky and now none of your friends will ever know you have a problem." Well, as long as they aren't observant enough to notice that you're ripping the head off of a stuffed bear and trying to drink from its neck...

By: loquacious

loquacious — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:21:28 -0800

This explains why there was a reeking wino pushing a shopping cart full of encrusted, filthy teddy bears down my street this morning. I just thought he was a furry on the skids.

By: Sidhedevil

Sidhedevil — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:22:03 -0800

WTFFilter? I thought this was a joke, but they do actually seem to be for sale. Ick.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:28:43 -0800

This is one of the most pathetic ideas I've seen in a while. But I do like how the bears' heads pop out as though from under covers on the left side. Cute. Sick. Cutesick.

By: The God Complex

The God Complex — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:50:30 -0800

Pathetic? WTFFilter? Are you guys nuts?! This is awesome on so many levels. the choice of the secretive drinker !!!@#$! (just because it's actually for sale doesn't mean it's serious).

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:51:30 -0800

And for secretive heroin users, they'll soon be introducing the Furry With The Syringe On Top.

By: pmbuko

pmbuko — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 15:01:49 -0800

mr_crash_davis wins!

By: painquale

painquale — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 15:02:01 -0800

What kind of person would want to drink in secret and would look normal carrying around a teddy bear? 1) President of a teddy bear factory 2) Department store santa/elf 3) ....

By: twsf

twsf — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 15:04:56 -0800

Three cheers for the current leader in the "Best Pun of 2005" competition... Mr. Crash Davis...!

By: fenriq

fenriq — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 15:06:17 -0800

This is pretty damn ridiculous. Now, if they make a teddy bear into a bong, I'm all over it!

By: The God Complex

The God Complex — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 15:11:37 -0800

What kind of person would want to drink in secret and would look normal carrying around a teddy bear? 1) President of a teddy bear factory 2) Department store santa/elf 3) .... Think of the kids, though--no longer will they be forced, because of ill-placed societal pressures--to drink secretively from a flask in the recesses of the bathroom in the school's long-abandoned "dark learning" wing; instead, all the cool kids can drink from a port-encrusted, matted fur neck right in broad daylight!

By: The God Complex

The God Complex — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 15:13:16 -0800

that said, everyone knows the real cool kids get those camel packs that bicyclers use and fill them with vodka and grape juice.

By: undecided

undecided — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 15:15:56 -0800

The squirrel is much more inconspicuous.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 15:24:38 -0800

Ok. EWWW. But I agree, I'm sure it's much less noticeable to be toting around a dead squirrel...

By: thedevildancedlightly

thedevildancedlightly — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 15:27:00 -0800

As sketchy as it sounds, this IS a good way to get hard alcohol past security at professional sporting events. The old "flask in the pants" trick works too, but who would ever suspect that Grandma has a fifth of whisky hidden inside that cute teddy bear wearing a Raiders jersey?

By: FormlessOne

FormlessOne — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 15:31:28 -0800

What kind of person would want to drink in secret and would look normal carrying around a teddy bear? 1) President of a teddy bear factory 2) Department store santa/elf 3) Mormon sorority girls 4) "Pink" Goths (if filled with absinthe) 5) Piglet

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 15:39:40 -0800

I got lost on "pink goths" (which, only turns up 24 ghits, must be cutting edge...thanks for bringing us up to speed, FormlessOne!)

By: mote

mote — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 16:15:06 -0800

...but they do actually seem to be for sale Well, there's no way to buy things in the store.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 16:39:05 -0800

I wonder why they would pick port of all drinks? The bottles can come in such disparate shapes. It'd be as reasonable as a Stuffed Grapa Gorilla.

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 16:40:56 -0800

*lowers Beernoculars novelty flask* HAY DID U SEE THEY HAZ A BEAR U CN DRINK FRUM!! *sips from Beer Buddy drink hat* thats so dum lol, who'd buy that *glances anxiously at collection of Elvis decanters* OMFG! Is it dressed like the king? Does it play the song??

By: oaf

oaf — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 18:01:37 -0800

Well, as long as they aren't observant enough to notice that you're ripping the head off of a stuffed bear and trying to drink from its neck... Fill it up with Bloody Marys. Just a thought.

By: substrate

substrate — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 18:21:34 -0800

New From Ronco, it's the Plush Giraffe Bong! Tired of The Man telling you not to toke? You can bring Bongo the Giraffe anywhere, even for a visit with your parole officer. He's cute, cuddly and completely inconspicuous! Just tilt back his adorable head and hit that bong for some sweet leaf relief! Marijuana not included.

By: X4ster

X4ster — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 19:44:54 -0800

Can I get the lizard shaped pipe? You know the one; the mariguana...