...and I proceeded to rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion... posted by buriednexttoyou at 5:27 PM on January 5, 2005
Now I've finally seen what the beginning of Charles Dickens' novel 'A Tale Of Two Cities' ("It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Worst of Times") would have looked like if if Dickens had written in the snow with his own pee. posted by Fuzzy Monster at 6:21 PM on January 5, 2005
Boyaah! I got 300 points. How'd the rest of you do? posted by KevinSkomsvold at 8:56 PM on January 5, 2005
My favourite joke, anyone?
Spiro Agnew runs into the oval office. Says, "I'm sorry to tell you, mr. president, someone has written 'down with nixon' in the snow near the rose garden!"
Nixon sputters, "Who? Who has done this?"
"Well," reples Agnew, "our tests indicate that the urine was Kissinger's, but the handwriting was Pat's."
posted by Smart Dalek at 4:18 PM on January 5, 2005