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Al Gore, Oblivion Incarnate?
January 11, 2005 6:23 PM   Subscribe

A vote for Al Gore is a vote for the complete annihilation of all possible worlds. Definitely old, but also funny... especially if you like philosophy.
posted by The Thnikkaman (21 comments total)

 
Al Gore is the devourer of dimensions, the devourer even of time and of the possibility of time.
posted by The Thnikkaman at 6:24 PM on January 11, 2005


I wish I was that powerful a wizard...
posted by Balisong at 6:38 PM on January 11, 2005


Tomorrow on Fark: Photoshop Shiva arms onto Al Gore.
The winner will probably include Fluffy, again proving that Farkers get their sense of humor from five years ago.
posted by NickDouglas at 7:07 PM on January 11, 2005


He was all-powerful till he puts his sighs in a lockbox. It was all over for him then.
posted by 1016 at 7:08 PM on January 11, 2005


Say, that hilarious lockbox would be pretty damned sweet right now, huh? Too bad all that "fuzzy math" didn't work out, and we're now going to have to start stealing from Social Security to fund the war we started.
posted by interrobang at 7:23 PM on January 11, 2005


MetaFilter: troll by comment 5 or your money back.
posted by NickDouglas at 7:24 PM on January 11, 2005


No effinghshit, NickDouglas.

intorrobang, go back to moveon.org.

Bor-ing.
posted by 1016 at 7:35 PM on January 11, 2005


...but not as bor-ing as this effing post - or the higher-numbered users that post the shit they've had stopped-up in their systems for five effing years.
posted by item at 8:27 PM on January 11, 2005


Or the people who comment saying it's boring...
posted by The Thnikkaman at 9:27 PM on January 11, 2005


Hmm. I guess you got me there. I'll now go kill myself, knowing that your post is, indeed, boss.

My final thought on this earth? God, how effing *funny* those "Sore/Loserman" bumper stickers were.
posted by item at 9:40 PM on January 11, 2005


Wait! Wait! No! Funnier, even, were Clinton saxophone jokes!!!


Yes!
posted by item at 9:41 PM on January 11, 2005


Wait, *I'm* the troll, here? Huh?
posted by interrobang at 10:14 PM on January 11, 2005


Yes, interrobang. This time you've trolled. How does it feel?
posted by xmutex at 10:21 PM on January 11, 2005


I was just responding to this:


He was all-powerful till he puts his sighs in a lockbox. It was all over for him then.


If I have trolled, I feel shitty about it.
posted by interrobang at 10:23 PM on January 11, 2005


Thanks, interrobang... I thought you were referring to me.

I may be an ass, but I'm no troll.
posted by item at 10:50 PM on January 11, 2005


1016=111?
posted by eyeballkid at 10:56 PM on January 11, 2005


Metafilter: A bunch of asses, but no trolls.
posted by ed at 11:18 PM on January 11, 2005


He isn't there, and he's not saying anything or, to put it differently, he is nothing and he's saying nothing.

Plainly false premises. It might have been funny as an exercise in absurdist obfuscation, yet it's not. There are likely several reasons why it's not funny, but some mysteries do not merit looking into.
posted by squirrel at 12:36 AM on January 12, 2005


Your favorite band sucks.
posted by mosch at 1:13 AM on January 12, 2005


After years of hearing how Al Gore is an overzealous, ranting lunatic, it's nice to take a trip back to the good old days when Al Gore was, in fact, a passionless empty suit with no ideas of his own.

So, how long do we figure before Kerry becomes known as overly single minded and incapable of seeing the intracacies of complex issues? And of, gosh darnit, being a little bit too deserving of those purple hearts?
posted by Simon! at 3:33 AM on January 12, 2005


1016 and five of his friends join together to form the Antichrist, like Voltron.

Divide, multiply, add and understand.
posted by jefgodesky at 7:29 AM on January 12, 2005


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