Comments on: Al Gore, Oblivion Incarnate?

Al Gore, Oblivion Incarnate?

The Thnikkaman — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 18:23:43 -0800

A vote for Al Gore is a vote for the complete annihilation of all possible worlds. Definitely old, but also funny... especially if you like philosophy.

By: The Thnikkaman

The Thnikkaman — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 18:24:55 -0800

Al Gore is the devourer of dimensions, the devourer even of time and of the possibility of time.

By: Balisong

Balisong — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 18:38:44 -0800

I wish I was that powerful a wizard...

By: NickDouglas

NickDouglas — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 19:07:50 -0800

Tomorrow on Fark: Photoshop Shiva arms onto Al Gore. The winner will probably include Fluffy, again proving that Farkers get their sense of humor from five years ago.

By: 1016

1016 — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 19:08:25 -0800

He was all-powerful till he puts his sighs in a lockbox. It was all over for him then.

By: interrobang

interrobang — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 19:23:30 -0800

Say, that hilarious lockbox would be pretty damned sweet right now, huh? Too bad all that "fuzzy math" didn't work out, and we're now going to have to start stealing from Social Security to fund the war we started.

By: NickDouglas

NickDouglas — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 19:24:56 -0800

MetaFilter: troll by comment 5 or your money back.

By: 1016

1016 — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 19:35:33 -0800

No effinghshit, NickDouglas. intorrobang, go back to moveon.org. Bor-ing.

By: Item

Item — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 20:27:09 -0800

...but not as bor-ing as this effing post - or the higher-numbered users that post the shit they've had stopped-up in their systems for five effing years.

By: The Thnikkaman

The Thnikkaman — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:27:12 -0800

Or the people who comment saying it's boring...

By: Item

Item — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:40:13 -0800

Hmm. I guess you got me there. I'll now go kill myself, knowing that your post is, indeed, boss. My final thought on this earth? God, how effing *funny* those "Sore/Loserman" bumper stickers were.

By: Item

Item — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:41:15 -0800

Wait! Wait! No! Funnier, even, were Clinton saxophone jokes!!! Yes!

By: interrobang

interrobang — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:14:20 -0800

Wait, *I'm* the troll, here? Huh?

By: xmutex

xmutex — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:21:22 -0800

Yes, interrobang. This time you've trolled. How does it feel?

By: interrobang

interrobang — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:23:25 -0800

I was just responding to this: He was all-powerful till he puts his sighs in a lockbox. It was all over for him then. If I have trolled, I feel shitty about it.

By: Item

Item — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:50:14 -0800

Thanks, interrobang... I thought you were referring to me. I may be an ass, but I'm no troll.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:56:57 -0800

1016=111?

By: ed

ed — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 23:18:33 -0800

Metafilter: A bunch of asses, but no trolls.

By: squirrel

squirrel — Wed, 12 Jan 2005 00:36:54 -0800

He isn't there, and he's not saying anything or, to put it differently, he is nothing and he's saying nothing. Plainly false premises. It might have been funny as an exercise in absurdist obfuscation, yet it's not. There are likely several reasons why it's not funny, but some mysteries do not merit looking into.

By: mosch

mosch — Wed, 12 Jan 2005 01:13:54 -0800

Your favorite band sucks.

By: Simon!

Simon! — Wed, 12 Jan 2005 03:33:56 -0800

After years of hearing how Al Gore is an overzealous, ranting lunatic, it's nice to take a trip back to the good old days when Al Gore was, in fact, a passionless empty suit with no ideas of his own. So, how long do we figure before Kerry becomes known as overly single minded and incapable of seeing the intracacies of complex issues? And of, gosh darnit, being a little bit too deserving of those purple hearts?

By: jefgodesky

jefgodesky — Wed, 12 Jan 2005 07:29:35 -0800

1016 and five of his friends join together to form the Antichrist, like Voltron. Divide, multiply, add and understand.