The Internet has become synonymous for pink slips, mergers, and legal battles.
I know there was a previous link to this article but I was inspired by Derek to bring a different matter to the table.
posted by Brilliantcrank (11 comments total)
Those damn copy editors with their heads up their Websters!Originally from Medianews letters, but gradually slipping down the page.
From LOUIS ROSSETTO, co-founder, Wired Magazine
(MediaNews was one of 11 recipients of this e-mail.) Sigh. The regime changes, can revisionism be far behind? As Connie and Jessie and all the people who worked on it can attest, Wired Style was not about enshrining "the language of the elite addressing the proletariat." If anything, it was the opposite. The "geeks, wonks and assorted journalistic gearheads" who Long writes so condescendingly about, were far from the elite, they were the rabble banging at the gates of the then media and literary establishment.
But Wired Style was not even about their language -- it was about the language that the great unwashed of the Net used in daily communication, in forums, news groups, mailing lists, newsletters, and email (yes, without the hyphen) which was, and still is, the greatest flowering of written communication probably since the invention of the alphabet. This was the language we were trying to capture and celebrate, the living language of evolving global consciousness.
And I just love the faux-historicism -- Long's reactionary oath to use the language "as God and Noah Webster intended." I have found the resort to tradition is often the last refuge of the deeply prejudiced. Long doesn't like the jargon of the Digital Age apparently because "It comes from the engineering quad, the programmers' warren and, perhaps worst of all, from the sales-and-marketing department."
Like, is something wrong with that? Are engineers, programmers, and marketers -- the people who actually make and sell the stuff that Wired News writes about, and probably form the core of its audience -- some species of subhuman, less worthy to make the language theirs than the cultural elite?
Evidence of their crime? Why, according to Long, the actual, tasteless jargon itself: "These are fingernails-on-the-blackboard words, real shiver-up-the-spine stuff: 'functionality,' 'implementation,' 'bleeding edge,' 'leverage,' 'next-generation,' 'monetize,' 'mission critical.'
You can almost see the language curling into a fetal position to await the deathblow. 'Monetize,' for crying out loud."
For crying out loud? Think about that bit of jargon. How is "for crying out loud" better jargon than "monetize?" Because it was coined by some cartoonist by the name of Thomas Aloysius Dorgan in the early 20th century, and now has the respectability of a century of usage? Well, hot dog! (Dorgan also coined that expression.)
We created Wired precisely because of this kind of elitist bias against "geeks, wonks and assorted journalistic gearheads." And we created Wired Style not to talk to the gearheads, but to condescending copyeditors who (apparently still) have their heads up their Websters.
You probably know it, but Noah Webster did not create his dictionary in order to codify spelling. Indeed, at the time, there was no "correct" way of spelling, there was just how people in their individual and practical wisdom translated spoken English into the written word. And that spelling was spectacularly and democratically varied. Webster's was one take on that spelling. It was only later that the anal retentive took Webster's attempt to collect definitions as an excuse to wrap the knuckles of people who deviated from "correct" spelling.
And finally, of course, this is about the Revolution eating its young: Lycos takes over Wired News, should we be surprised that, sooner or later, corporate thinking takes over the copy desk at Wired News? Oh well, there's always slashdot.
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Then you just start looking for a new revolution.
-Mars
posted by Mars Saxman at 7:16 PM on October 24, 2000