# Internet performance can be improved by issuing the verbal command 'Come on, come on' to your monitor. Sophisticated sound equipment in your PC will respond to many phrases, including some mild profanity.
# Rapid side-to-side movement of your mouse, followed by four sharp raps on your desk is known to cause Windows to re-prioritise your Internet session and allocate more CPU cycles to hardware response functions.
sadly, I can relate to both of these. posted by lenny70 at 7:31 PM on January 27, 2005
As a followup link from the "are" link...
Zombo.com is AWESOME!! You can do ANYTHING there!!
(turn up your sound) posted by Balisong at 7:33 PM on January 27, 2005
Tell me you didn't just link zombo.com.
Did you just log on to the IntarWeb this morning? posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:55 PM on January 27, 2005
Heh, I thought it was funny...
And it IS post related and, er... on topic...
Now leave me alone, I just found this cool dancing baby link... posted by Balisong at 8:03 PM on January 27, 2005
I like this 404, but I regret the influence that IIS' idiotic 404 has had on 404 style. Thank goodness mefi has such a nice ColdFusion one. posted by sninky-chan at 2:24 AM on January 28, 2005
They removed the 404 I did from their database :( posted by ralawrence at 7:55 AM on January 28, 2005
You like me, you really like me! posted by urlnotfound at 8:01 AM on January 28, 2005
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:54 PM on January 27, 2005