Tough Day at work?

January 28, 2005 11:37 AM

Things you'd like to say at work. Having a tough day at work? Dreading a particular meeting? Come prepared, and arm yourself.
posted by djdrue (12 comments total)

That first link looks like it comes from that "Zinger Generator" software that sitcom writers use. Oh, same thing with the third link.
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 11:40 AM on January 28, 2005

Where is the "Things I'd Love To Say On Metafilter, But Can't"?
posted by poppo at 11:51 AM on January 28, 2005

Bumperstickers, t-shirts, badges, coffee mugs, mouse pads, etc.
posted by scratch at 11:57 AM on January 28, 2005

Isn't this an old, old email thread that's been tossed on a web page?

I can remember reading this years ago. Still funny though.
posted by fenriq at 11:59 AM on January 28, 2005

My first post on mefi, sorry if it's old. It started spiking on del.icio.us and Furl yesterday. I passed it around to the web-savvy folks here at work, who hadn't seen it, and figured it might be ok. My apologies if it's ancient, it feels ancient, but at the same time, I always need a few zingers in my back pocket for my stapler-hoarding cubemates.
posted by djdrue at 12:15 PM on January 28, 2005

The content is old, but you don't have to apologize for that--there are still some old goodies out there that haven't been FPP'd.

The lists could be a lot bigger, though--shame they're not open to addition.
posted by ThePrawn at 12:21 PM on January 28, 2005

A personal favourite: "You speak as if I care."
posted by walrus at 12:25 PM on January 28, 2005

It was good, djdrue. Will definitely come in handy on my end.
posted by sharpener at 12:43 PM on January 28, 2005

This is how the people I work with converse by default.
posted by cortex at 1:03 PM on January 28, 2005

MetaFilter: This is all covered in Knuth, and we don't have time to go over it again.
posted by briank at 1:38 PM on January 28, 2005

I've said many of these things. No wonder I'm treated like the wart on the horse's ass around the office.

Oh well.
posted by C.Batt at 2:02 PM on January 28, 2005

Sounds like someone has a case of the "Mondays!"

Ha ha ha! Oh... Sorry...
posted by Kloryne at 7:06 PM on January 28, 2005