This may be old to some, but I couldn't find it posted here before, so enjoy... er... or not. posted by Robot Johnny at 9:03 PM on January 28, 2005
... i hate you for that. posted by Arch Stanton at 9:10 PM on January 28, 2005
The goggles! They do nothing! posted by zardoz at 9:17 PM on January 28, 2005
Wait, what about his web-shooters? On second thought, don't answer that. posted by fandango_matt at 9:18 PM on January 28, 2005
Oh, and don't forget the handy How-To Guide for when you do this at home... posted by Robot Johnny at 9:19 PM on January 28, 2005
Finally! I've always wondered where spoderman came from. (NSFW BTW) posted by m0nm0n at 9:20 PM on January 28, 2005
Oh dear God, I am blind. Some people just shouldn't be naked in public. Really. And talk about a case of blue ba... Nevermind. posted by Watsonne at 10:07 PM on January 28, 2005
omfg
DORKWEED DICKSHOW ALERT
(for lack of a beter term)
In other words, for the love of God: look away posted by scarabic at 10:12 PM on January 28, 2005
Gawddammit! I hate you Spiderman. I always liked Batman better... posted by jefbla at 11:39 PM on January 28, 2005
Gawddammit! I hate you Spiderman. I always liked Batman better...
Don't give him any ideas! posted by foonie at 11:42 PM on January 28, 2005
I'm wondering if you can climb a building like that.... posted by Smedleyman at 11:42 PM on January 28, 2005
Since no one else has said it...
"Man Spiderman has really let himself go." posted by PissOnYourParade at 12:03 AM on January 29, 2005
Oh, jesus christ. Be glad he's shaved and painted. Trust me, pudgy-to-overwieght white guys are worse when hairy and in their natural splotchy pink color. posted by MikeKD at 12:05 AM on January 29, 2005
My eyes... My eyes.... posted by slf at 12:52 AM on January 29, 2005
Remember to click on at least one of the adverts at the bottom of the page, because there's a lot more where that came from... posted by ArmyOfKittens at 1:52 AM on January 29, 2005
That, my friends, is the sound of wonders never ceasing. posted by armoured-ant at 2:28 AM on January 29, 2005
ouch. blue. stripes. testes. old. fat. penis. why? why? why? posted by trinarian at 3:01 AM on January 29, 2005
For the price of a simple pair of tighty-whities (painted blue) I could have saved myself the cost of this eye operation. posted by sninky-chan at 3:47 AM on January 29, 2005
. . . saved you the eye operation, and the "model" a lot of needless embarrassment. posted by ThePrawn at 4:57 AM on January 29, 2005
I just feel sorry for Mary Jane. posted by Faint of Butt at 5:27 AM on January 29, 2005
I'm givin my retinas to Stevie Wonder. That's a bad burn-in. posted by PuppyCat at 5:41 AM on January 29, 2005
Definitely not safe before breakfast. posted by psmealey at 6:31 AM on January 29, 2005
Love the fact the first banner ad is for Ultralase posted by fullerine at 6:43 AM on January 29, 2005
Tobey Maguire has really let himself go. posted by Frank Grimes at 7:27 AM on January 29, 2005
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "blue balls". posted by terrapin at 7:49 AM on January 29, 2005
That fat dude who made the Tron costume looks pretty good in comparison. posted by Krrrlson at 8:58 AM on January 29, 2005
*claws out own eyes* I can still see!!! posted by ticopelp at 9:41 AM on January 29, 2005
Talk about being comfortable with one's body. My god. posted by five fresh fish at 10:54 AM on January 29, 2005
Daredevil/Cap'n America seems to have a significant cock alignment problem. That thing ain't just hangin' left, it's nearly perpendicularly left! posted by five fresh fish at 10:58 AM on January 29, 2005
Ok, so you are fat, and unafraid of being naked - but why then squat down like a lardy toad?!. Its the difference between saying "ewww gross" and throwing up in your mouth. posted by ernie at 11:58 AM on January 29, 2005
It could be worse. It could be tattoos.
As for all youse who fail at fat-acceptance, who needs you? It ain't like you're payin' anything. posted by davy at 12:02 PM on January 29, 2005
Wangtastic.
fff: "On what side does sir dress? Ah, of course - the left. Excellent choice, sir." posted by Coda at 2:12 PM on January 29, 2005
*passes around the sporks* posted by deborah at 5:45 PM on January 29, 2005
You'd think he'd shave his head for the full effect, since he's obviously not averse to shaving other... things... posted by evilcolonel at 7:47 PM on January 29, 2005
Good on him. posted by asok at 8:42 AM on January 30, 2005
He's going to need much stronger web fluid to sling THAT around Manhattan, tell ya whut. posted by humannature at 1:49 PM on January 30, 2005
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