Swearing Jesus

January 30, 2005 11:44 PM

Swearing Jesus - Is that what you got, pendejo?
posted by growabrain (14 comments total)

I'd read somewhere that not all the gospels made it to the new testament. Perhaps these are from the Gospel of Thomas.
posted by missbossy at 12:07 AM on January 31, 2005

A single link FPP to a buncha poorly-executed Big Lebowski ripoffs? Fuckin' Quintana, that creep can roll man.
posted by jimmythefish at 1:14 AM on January 31, 2005

They could at least have gotten the quotations right. This is terrible.
posted by sellout at 1:24 AM on January 31, 2005

It's good for at least one licentious giggle.
posted by orange swan at 5:23 AM on January 31, 2005

growabrain seems to be on a one-man mission to Farkify Metafilter.

No sir, I don't like it one bit.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:28 AM on January 31, 2005

Hmm, I guess I'm going to have to chime in and say "Bad FPP" too.

Bad flash animation, a mixture of a man deemed god by many of 2000 years ago coupled with today's profanity and just not very funny (imo) at all.

Sorry.
posted by Hands of Manos at 5:32 AM on January 31, 2005

OVER THE LINE!!
posted by sour cream at 5:34 AM on January 31, 2005

Only amusing part was when Jesus' lips kept moving after the audio had stopped, as if he were somehow being overdubbed in a bad foreign film.
posted by MrZero at 5:49 AM on January 31, 2005

Aw, I laughed.
posted by CunningLinguist at 5:55 AM on January 31, 2005

"Is that really the blood of Christ? Jeez, he must have been wasted 24 hours a day!"
posted by gimonca at 6:05 AM on January 31, 2005

OVER THE LINE!!

Yep. And that was its only redeeming quality.
posted by leftcoastbob at 6:33 AM on January 31, 2005

What's Farkify?
posted by growabrain at 8:21 AM on January 31, 2005

ugh.
posted by blendor at 8:58 AM on January 31, 2005

farkify, (v) - To contribute in such a way that a website begins to resemble www.fark.com complete with forums that contain 'infinity' number of vacuous comments. And pictures of weeners.
posted by anthill at 2:35 PM on January 31, 2005